28.12.07

Feast of Fridays

As I was doing my daily ritual of reading blogs of compatriots from all over. I was reading Logtar's. I like his Friday Feasts, questions about anything and nothing. This week's was really intresting and it got me to thinking. (scary huh?)

So, I am going to borrow it this week ...

Appetizer
Name 2 things you would like to accomplish in 2008. Get some home repairs completed and/or find a new house MAYBE


Salad
What time of day (or night) were you born? Well, since I was there and I am pretty sure that it was night then it got really bright. Actually, I was born at 9:20pm


Main Course
Tell us something special about your hometown? Bolivar, Missouri is the only city in the United States that suspends the sell of eggs the day before Halloween and reinstates the sell of said eggs on Nov.1


Dessert
If you could receive a letter from anyone in the world, who would you want to get one from? Alive; it would be my uncle, he is a survior of the bombing of Pearl Harbor in 1944. I would like to know what it was like to be there and learn more about that part of history from someone who experienced it first hand. Dead; being a movie buff, I think I would like to be a pen pal of either Humphrey Bogart or Clark Gable, those two men just appeal to me as being ones who lived in the moment.

THANK you Logtar

Brining in the New Year

Something to try in the new year.
Put your bottled water in a brown paper bag and bring it with you to church or work. Pour powdered sugar into a small baggie and spill it on your lap or desk. Do that every day until there's an intervention. What fun. Brought to you by Astrology.com AstroSlam

19.12.07

The Truth is Spoken

Crunches and pushups will help your physique, but remember they can't help your personality. Only a full frontal lobotomy would fix that. Or decades of therapy. But the lobotomy is such an quick fix. Today's horoscope from Astrology.com

15.12.07

SO, It's Christmas Time

It's Christmas time again. Happy Holidays to all that read my blog. I would like to wish the best of Christmas Wishes to Smedfx, Hip White Guy, Just Cara, Logtar, Silent Bob Speaks to all my family, friends, and yes, enemies. This is a time to forget all our petty differences and squabbles. It's not all about getting the perfect present; it's about giving. Giving of yourself in a selfless manner. Being kind and helping one another. To remember what is the true meaning of Christmas. Plus, this is the time to remember all those who can not be with their families at this time. Those who are fighting for the peace of the world. Make special prayers for our men and women in the armed forces over seas.

10.12.07

Say It Ain't SO, Chachi

OH MY GAWD, my teen-age crush has finally tied the knot.
I don't know if I can watch any more Happy Day episodes with Chachi in them.
A many of a tear is going to be shed this night all across the states.
(SNIFF-SNIFF)





Scott Baio Takes a Bride
Dec. 10, 2007, 2:44 PM EST

By Kat Giantis
Special to MSN Entertainment

Somewhere, Joanie cries silently into her poodle skirt.

After decades of cutting a swath through Hollywood's hypermammiferous starlet and Playboy Playmate population, Scott Baio has finally renounced his bachelor status.

Unfortunately, neither Fonzie nor Richie Cunningham was on hand to witness the erstwhile Chachi's knot-tying.

People reports the onetime "Happy Days" star, 46, wed longtime love Renee Sloan Saturday in Los Angeles during a religious rooftop ceremony that would have been small and intimate if not for the cameras documenting it for the second season of his in-need-of-a-new-title reality show, "Scott Baio is 45 & and Single."

Guests at the ceremony included the couple's month-old baby girl and Sloan's 18-year-old daughter from a previous relationship.

"She is one of the simplest, non-egoed women I've ever met," Baio rhapsodized to Us in July (is "simple" a compliment?). "And the only woman who has not tried to change me."

Still, the former "Charles in Charge" star harbors no illusions about the until-death-do-we-part scenario.

"My parents were married 53 years, good and bad," he recently told People. "Can I do that? Probably not. But I really hope I can. I don't know, 53 years with the same human being? I can't be around myself for more than three or four hours before I want to kill everybody."

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=287824>1=7701

8.12.07

It's Another Year for a Birthday

Yes, today is my birthday. I wish one wish every December 1st, that it will snow on my birthday and I have only been blessed with that wish maybe 3 times in my 40mumble years. Life in Missouri. BUT this year I got snow 2 days before and they are saying that it might do it some more here and there TODAY. So, I am happy with mother nature this year. Can't complain. Life is good, in my book.

What else am I doing on this fine day other than watching it snow? I and my family are going to see Trans Siberian Orchestra this afternoon

27.11.07

CROCK OF SH---

Who know that I was so responsible for the entire shrink of grocery at the Wallyland that I work. Mind you I am a receiver and I do check in most of the product that is sold on the grocery side. BUT ALL OF IT??? Well, some of the management believe that I check in all of the groceries that come into that store and all of the loss is my fault. It's not only a crock of shit; it's a mother load of mother crocks of shit!! If I am responsible for all of it I should have my hands all of it and I haven't. I may take care of .05% of 100% of all the groceries that actually come into the store. So, why am I blowing up and getting all pissed off? I got wrote up for taking a short cut or two to make my job a little easier, which by the way not policy. I don't care that I got wrote up-- I admit I was in the wrong. That's not the problem. The problem is that they essentially told me I was the cause of all the shrink in grocery.
So, I am up grading my status for looking a new job. From picking at the ads here and there to out and out grazing for the perfect job that pays more with respect of the worker. So, if anyone of you out there know of a place that likes a hard worker with a cynical attitude about the general workplace. email me please.

thanks for peeking into my way wrong world.

25.11.07

Survival

Yes, another Black Friday survived. There should be a Survivor TV show just based on the preparations of the Black Friday sales. Yeah, from both ends of the the scope, like from the retail perspective and the 'Christmas's war hardened shopper'. Get cameras out there that film the planning and fights, right down to the the payout. First one outta a store with only cuts and bruises wins. WHAT a concept. This could be a whole season worth of in your face reality based TV. What do ya think?? Would it be a hit?

22.11.07

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving to all the readers of Serenity's Escape. I do appricate all of you! I would like to wish all of you a safe and wonderful holiday season. Good luck to those who are tossing the dice on getting those prized presents tomorrow on what most retailers call BLACK FRIDAY!

20.11.07

Turkey Day is for the BIRDS

Well, here we are all ready for the big day? NOT
I work in grocery could really care less if I see another frozen bird if it flew in and landed on my plate cooked.
All I care about anymore is the peace and quiet of home with family and friends.

In fact who cares about cooking all turkey for TURKEY DAY, the family and I are going to have Ruben samwiches with german potato salad and other fun foods.

This holiday is about giving thanks. So, I am going to give thanks to those who mean most to me. The hubby, the kidlets, and yes, to the best in-laws and the parents that a girl can have in the world. To all my friends that really stuck by me thru thick and thin. I will even give thanks to those who even dislike me because if they didn't have anyone to hate, their piss-poor lives would tragically desolate.

I give thanks to all the troops around the world who are far,far away from their families.


So, I would like to give tremendous big thanks to all who read my blog. Wish you a HAPPY, SAFE, wonderful turkey day.

13.11.07

OMG

I have shamelessly swiped this from SMEDFX !!! and thanks to Smed for this awesome
plug. ;)


cash advance



who would know this one hahahahaha

one more for the parrots

26.10.07

VEGAS BOUND BABY






Once again I am bound for Sin City!! Yes, Vegas. I can't wait it's only a few hours away and I am on the silver bird jet setting it for the artifically beautiful city in the desert. We are meeting friends and going to see Jimmy Buffet. This will mean I will officially be a parrothead. Maybe I can win some money to top off this little vacation.

25.10.07

Fine

Okay, yesterday's post was a little harsh and demanding. I was being very rude. I should know better not to demand presents on the day before the 2 month mark of Christmas.


So,
As of today it is the official day of the 2 month mark before Christmas. I NOW would like to start by asking ya'll if you would get me a nice present or two..


NOW!!!!!

24.10.07

2 MONTHS!

IT'S ONLY 2 MONTHS till Christmas Eve!
beat the rush buy me presents
NOW !!!


HAHAHAHAHA!!!




Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

22.10.07

Ticking

howdy all! it's been 12 days since my last confess I mean post. I am sorry for that but I am still working 6 days a week. I am hoping this is my last week of this nonsense. My new partner is doing great but still needs encouragement. In fact I am almost jealous about how well she is taking in all the stuff that I have been throwing her. There is alot to the job we do other than the obvious. Especially all the bullshit that management is suppose to be doing but pushes it on us. Everyday she is back there with me, she is sounding more and more like me when it comes to complaining about some of the stuff we deal with on a hourly basis. It's quite funny. OK, to me its freakin' hilarious!!

So,

I would like to say congratz to Cara for her 300th post this last week! KUDOS to you! Keep up the good posting!

AND
to SMEDFX for his 500th posting on this day! KUDOS to you !! keep up the good work and don't worry about bad editing that is your charm SMED!


more to come this week I have alot of posting if I am ever going to make to 300-500 posting.

Happy Monday!

10.10.07

LOGTAR!

snooping around the websites of other bloggers I have found Logtar! AND after I poke around my own blog I see that you have visited my very own and left a mention. THANK YOU !! you honor me So I honor you by putting you in my blog roll. I thought I was typing to myself. I do have to admit this is the best and cheapest psychiatrist on the earth. Thank you again. I hope I can keep all interested. Everyone else KEEP ON BLOGGIN!!!!

where have I been??

howdy!
I have been far too long to explode in mental/verbal assault against the vary world that I work! I SO want to launch a fuming, naughty word, physical beating tirade towards my place of work that would make your ears bleed. Unfortunately, I am freakin to g-damn tired to even care about how pissed I am at the simple-minded people they TRY to call management at the store I work. I know if I try to explain why and what has occurred; you would think ohh freakin what a whiner. WHY don't you grow-up and byte the bullet and do your job. and of course I would say yah, I would love to but I am taking the freakin job home with me. I am getting so FU**ing stressed out that I am making myself sick. Yah, I am a whiner and I am tired of bringing the sh*t home with me. I am working 6 days a week not because I want to but because I don't want to come back from a day off with a crap load of mess to clean up which I still come back after one day off. I am working on one of my days of vacation for the very same reason. and which I am going to come back to a huge mess.

Now you are asking why I am whining about all this.

WELL, my partner in crime(work) decided that he wasn't getting what he wanted at the store we work (MORE POWER TO HIM) he transferred to another store to move up in the corporate ladder. SO, while I was on vacation in August he started the transfer process. I came back from vacation and he hit me we the BOMB! Don't get me wrong I am happy for him. But the management took their sweet time in getting someone to replace him. SO, on the day before his leaving they (management) came to him NOT me (the one staying) and told him that the person that was taking his place would be ready to come over on Tuesday and that another person would be training her on what we do so I wouldn't have to train her since I am at a lower pay level than her. OKAY big problem there, the a-hole that WAS suppose to train her didn't know SH*t about what I do and he stayed to train her for less than a hour. YEAH! I am training her. NO fault to her own. It's the sh*t for brains management that has done this to me. THEN they gave her my slow day off so I could show her tons of stuff without alot of people bugging us. Told her to come in and work on my busiest and most stressful day. At wits end here.
THE light is at the end of the tunnel. YES, ok maybe not but it's close. Sixteen days from now I am tripping the light fantastic in that glorious SIN city of Las Vegas. It may not be much that makes me ever so slightly happy that I am going outta town to get away from my work. Going some place that just a few people know me, so I can act of the fool that I love to be.

now I fall off the soapbox.

1.10.07

Monster am I




Your Monster Profile



Ultima Demon



You Feast On: Snow Cones



You Lurk Around In: The Backseats of Cars



You Especially Like to Torment: Pop Stars

28.9.07

and now everyone knows

shamlessly swiped from Smedfx's blog and thank you SMED.



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Today's Horoscope

Today denial is not best your friend, it's your only friend. There's no problem too large or too small to be handled with denial. If anyone tries to tell you you've got a problem with reality, deny it.



I really don't have any problems today.

Thank you

24.9.07

$14500 for a dessert

Yah, that is not a misprint, needless to say I looked twice maybe three times at at that price too.
Amazing or what? Who would pay for something like this in rural america? I might would like to think that this dessert would be way too pretty to eat.


COLOMBO, Sri Lanka - This dessert may be a little too rich for you, but you're probably not rich enough for it. A Sri Lankan resort is charging $14,500 for what it calls the world's most expensive dessert, a fruit infused confection complete with a chocolate sculpture and a gigantic gemstone.

"The Fortress Stilt Fisherman Indulgence" was created to give visitors at The Fortress resort in the coastal city of Galle a one-of-a-kind experience, said the hotel's public relations manager, Shalini Perera.

The dessert is a gold leaf Italian cassata flavored with Irish cream, served with a mango and pomegranate compote and a champagne sabayon enlighten. The dessert is decorated with a chocolate carving of a fisherman clinging to a stilt, an age old local fishing practice, and an 80 carat aquamarine stone.

The dessert has to be specially ordered, Perera said. Though the hotel has gotten calls about it from as far away as Japan, she said, no one has yet forked over the money to try it.

11.9.07

Oh WOW


I just saw the posting on XO's on the new movie Ironman. Damn, if the movie is half as good at the trailer, it is going to be a huge blockbuster. I got goosebumps watching three times through. Robert Downey Jr. is an excellent choice for the role. Good Call XO!!

posting a bunch of drivel

I saw this "how to win over any woman" what a bunch a drivel I thought. Ok, second thought give it a chance and see what it says. Then blow it outta the water. Ok, I looked; I read; I am not really impressed.
At least a woman wrote this not a man. But she creeped me out alittle bit when she wrote this "walk up to the hottest woman there, and walk away with her digits…" I finally realized that she was talking about her phone number and not her fingers. It did creep me out some what.
This author is writing this like she is a man wanting to make moves (like Herb Tarlick (WKRP fame)) on a woman.

9.9.07

Where Has Responiblity Gone

I have been noticing that people anymore that are of working age just don't care about how they work or how they present themselves at work. There is no one that can take responsibilty upon themselves.
Case in point this woman at McDonald's did wrong and instead of doing the right thing she just tried to pass it off as if nothing happend. When this poor unsuspecting officer ate this OVER salted burger. Which in case may have been his first meal for the night or the day. I don't blame him for arresting her. She needs to stay in jail longer for trying to poison this officer.
The right thing would have been to throw away the burgers that were damaged and start over. They were unsellable. DAMN, this stupid bitch and her manager should be fired for trying to poison the public.

5.9.07

Hi Gang

What is Apple thinking. All those people that bought the new Iphone must be fuming over this new price decrease. What about the new nano that is coming out this Saturday? Crap if I new that they were going to up grade the Ipods I would have waited longer for the newest version. I am sure most people that have just purchased one in recent months are also fuming. DAMN, more bigger,badder,better toys to buy with money that we don't have because of the super high gas prices.

22.8.07

My Time Has Come

Congrats to me as I make it through the 5 months of hellish Wal-Mart work for my albeit ooh so treasured vacation. I am ooh so lucky to get this time for I have been "deemed" one that is not as important as most at the Wal-Mart that I work for, because inventory is approaching and no one is allowed vacation during this time. Less than a month away and I pissed people off all day today. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA Which, if you have not guessed, it's my favorite past time. Yes, I realize that I haven't really talked about my work life like I should, no one has really ticked me off as of the last few weeks.
As of now I am on vacation. Going to be very far away from work -- not going to think about it -- not going to go there for anything, but my paycheck -- not going to worry about it.

My thoughts are with one of our support managers though, she is very, very sick. I would like to have everyone that reads this to have some good get well thoughts and prayers, she needs them very bad. Manager D. , had several heart attacks in the last few days. I know you guys don't know her but she is a good person and a good worker. We need her there. HEY, "D." get better. We are thinking about you.

ok

NOW FOR MORE IMPORTANT INFORMATION

See this little picture? yes, I am going to go to the Mecca of NASCAR racing. That is right the all ooh so coveted race tickets to Bristol, TN. ooh yeah, the Sharpie 500. This Saturday night I will be sitting in the stands eating rubber and loosing my hearing with all the freaking rednecks from the south at the best damn race track in the continental United States. Look for me in the stands if you watch the race. will post some pics and video from the race when I get back next week.


TTFN

18.8.07

12.8.07

Yah that's right -- all kinds of crap....

if ya'll have been wondering why I haven't been posting .. well, life happened. I have been making a 2 1/2 hour trek to Southeast Kansas to visit my grandma for the last month or so. She had been sick. Monday, last she passed away. I think she is in a better place with no more pain and no more struggle to get that next breath. Being almost 90, she was a very strong person. At the age of 19, my grandma was given a death sentence. She contracted Tuberculosis. She was sent to a sanatorium to die. Go figure this, she didn't die. Grandma was telling this story to the family. She got this far away look and asked this question; " Where are all those doctor's now?" Of course we all laughed and said "Grandma, I am sure they are all dead by now. Boy, did you show them." She got a seventy year reprieve from her death sentence. Blessed by the gods, my grandma was. I will miss her very much. She was still a viable person, she still had so much to give. BUT, I know she is with loved ones that have preceded all of us and is very happy now.

28.7.07

Getting Nooner With A Phone Call


In Japan, even sex goes high-tech
Do you think that gPod will sell in the US??

Fri Jul 27, 1:03 PM ET

TOKYO (AFP) - The Japanese love technology so much that now even sex toys are on the cutting edge.
The "gPod," a phallic-shaped vibrator, is designed to respond automatically to sounds picked up by an accompanying handset, which can plug into anything from a telephone to a music player to a television.

The 25,000-yen (200-dollar) gPod was one of a number of toys that went on public view Friday at Japan's first-ever sex toy expo in suburban Tokyo.

"You can use it in many ways, for example hooking it up to your mobile phone," said Ichiro Kameda, the machine's inventor.

"The dildo vibrates through the same waves as a voice. So one of the ideas is that you can use it here in Tokyo when your boyfriend in New York is talking to you on the phone."

Kameda said he had spent four years trying to design a product when he hit upon the concept. He declined to say how the idea came to him.

Nearly 160 companies or groups are exhibiting products and services at the three-day Adult Treasure Expo 2007, including sex toys, sex machines, costumes and videos.



http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070727/tc_afp/lifestylejapan_070727134213

24.7.07

Not Quite like the Man With the Golden Gun



But Better!!!


Nude blonde, gold stilettos and a Ferrari..

Tue Jul 24, 5:36 AM ET---Reuters


BERLIN (Reuters) - A mysterious blonde paid a visit to a petrol station shop in the small eastern German town of Doemitz on Sunday -- wearing nothing but a pair of golden stilettos and a thin gold bracelet.
The tall, slender woman strolled into the shop in the town of Doemitz on the warm afternoon and bought cigarettes, petrol station employee Ines Swoboda told Reuters on Monday.
"I wasn't surprised because she's come in naked before -- she's a very nice woman," Swoboda said, adding none of the other customers were bothered. The woman could have faced charges of creating a public disturbance if anyone had complained.
A quick-witted customer did, however, snap pictures of the woman believed to be about 30 years old as she walked back to a waiting Ferrari and climbed into the passenger seat. Several of those photos appeared in the German media on Monday.




21.7.07

Bring Me the Head of the Cowardly Lion...


Cops seeking heads up on Cowardly Lion




MCDONALD, Pa. - Following the yellow brick road has not led police to the thieves who took the head off the Cowardly Lion in a Wizard of Oz display.
The Lion, Scarecrow, Tin Man, Dorothy and the Wicked Witch of the West — her eyes glowing red — face east on Noblestown Road in McDonald, a town about 20 miles southwest of Pittsburgh.
The lion's head, which was designed to swing freely, has been missing for about two weeks.
Built by Richard Kendall, a town resident who died just a few months ago, the display has become something of a hallmark, as well as a favorite among children.
The theft has especially disturbed Kendall's widow, Loretta. She said if the Lion's head isn't returned, the family will rebuild it.
"We really want the other one," she said. "Like I said, it's special to us."

___

Information from: Observer-Reporter, http://www.observer-reporter.com

15.7.07

Blue Man Group on Global Warming

This is a must see











http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snPdEl0Duoo

20th Birthday


I would like to wish my son a Happy Birthday day today. On being 20 today he is a lucky young man, since his first days were almost his last. Happy Birthday, Son. Thank you for being you.

Around the World with News of the Strange......

Japanese soak in their noodles
AFP Photo: An employee(L) of Hakone Kowakien Yunessun puts noodle-shaped bath articles into a 2-meter wide noodle...

HAKONE, Japan (AFP) - The Japanese love their noodles so much that some of them are literally ready to dive in to their bowl of ramen.


A Japanese spa on Saturday opened special baths meant to resemble ramen, complete with bath salt shaped like the dangling delicacy, a giant pair of chopsticks overhead and water the aroma of pepper.
"The aroma of pepper is said to have the effects of refreshing your mind, warming your burned-out heart and inflaming your passion," explained a statement by spa complex Hakone Kowakien Yunessun in Hakone, one of Japan's most popular hot spring resorts.
Ramen lovers in bathing suits turned into ingredients in the broth, jumping into the three tubs shaped like ramen bowls underneath noodle decorations hanging over their heads.
"Customers may have been puzzled first, but I think they enjoyed it ... because the hot water smells good, like pepper," said Yusuke Sato, a spa employee who poured in the noodle-looking salt.
Hakone Kowakien Yunessun has offered a variety of creative baths including some filled with wine and coffee. Last year it came up with one resembling curry.
"I want to think of more ideas that surprise people," Sato said.

7.7.07

4.7.07

Happy Birthday USA

Happy 4th of July. Enjoy all the BOOM-BOOMS and all the pretty lights.

26.6.07

Everyone has called me Evil one time or another.....

You scored as Demon, Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.

Demon

92%

WereWolf

75%

Dragon

42%

Mermaid

42%

Angel

25%

Faerie

25%

What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
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25.6.07

BIG KUDOS for the Chungs!!! For Once the Little Guy WINS!!

Hip Hip Hooray For the Judge that ruled this case. Mind you it should have never seen the light of day. Mr. Pearson should be disbarred from practicing law ever again for bogging down the courts with this lawsuit. I have high praise for the defendants. They had the balls to stick to their guns, most would have laid down and let this terrible man roll right over them.

Dry cleaner wins in $54 million suit for pants Judge rules plaintiff must pay court costs

WASHINGTON -
A judge ruled Monday in favor of a dry cleaner that was sued for $54 million over a missing pair of pants.The owners of Custom Cleaners did not violate the city's Consumer Protection Act by failing to live up to Roy L. Pearson's expectations of the "Satisfaction Guaranteed" sign once displayed in the store window, District of Columbia Superior Court Judge Judith Bartnoff ruled.
Bartnoff ordered Pearson to pay the court costs of defendants Soo Chung, Jin Nam Chung and Ki Y. Chung.
Pearson, an administrative law judge, originally sought $67 million from the Chungs, claiming they lost a pair of suit trousers and later tried to give him a pair that he said was not his. He arrived at the amount by adding up years of alleged law violations and almost $2 million in common law claims.
Pearson later dropped demands for damages related to the pants and focused his claims on signs in the shop, which have since been removed.Chris Manning, the Chungs' attorney, argued that no reasonable person would interpret the signs to mean an unconditional promise of satisfaction.The Chungs said the trial had taken an enormous financial and emotional toll on them and exposed them to widespread ridicule.
The two-day trial earlier this month drew a standing-room-only crowd and overshadowed the drunken driving trial of former Mayor Marion Barry.




http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19414287?GT1=10056

21.6.07

why? do we even try??

ever wonder why we just don't shoot ourselves for even trying to escape from the real world

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19354827/

17.6.07

Happy Father's Day

Happy Father's Day to all that are father's, grandfather's, step father's, and foster father's, brother's, uncle's and all that are taking care of a child that needs a male role in their life. May your day be joyous.

13.6.07

My Alter Ego

You scored as Lara Croft, A thrill-seeking, slightly unscrupulous, tough-as-nails archaeologist, Lara Croft travels the world in search of ancient relics perhaps better left hidden. She packs two Colt .45s and has no fear of jumping off buildings, exploring creepy tombs, or taking on evil meglomaniacs bent on world domination.

Lara Croft

92%

Captain Jack Sparrow

71%

Indiana Jones

71%

The Amazing Spider-Man

67%

El Zorro

67%

Batman, the Dark Knight

58%

The Terminator

58%

William Wallace

58%

Neo, the "One"

58%

Maximus

58%

James Bond, Agent 007

54%

Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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12.6.07

Irony

all I ask is why did god forget to give certain people the ability to use their brains......


Butts charged with stealing toilet paper
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070611/ap_on_fe_st/odd_tp_theft_4;_ylt=AiGJM9gzlOk1GiioFXCc22lkM3wV


I guess that is what makes the world go round...

10.6.07

The Never-Ending Season of BBQ

My adorable mother-in-law sent this to me asking me if I abide by these rules.. All I wanted to say was BAH! But I proceeded to tell her that I expect my 'man' to BBQ only when he will go out and hunt down the meat and then he can BBQ it. Hence the reason we are vegan ... I am not sure where this originated but it's a cute surmise of a typical plan of a man for his precious BBQ season.



BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine... (1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the
necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is
lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.More routine....
(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while
he deals with the situation.
Important again:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND
HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine....
(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread,
utensils,napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM
for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."
And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

9.6.07

Paris Hilton what's up her ----?

okay, how many of us are so friggin' tired of hearing about the plight of Miss Paris Hilton?

It's sad that I have to look at her plastered face all over the net, TV, news papers. I don't want to give her any of my time but she seems to be taking all the headlines from more important things in the world. WHO gives a crap about what SHE is doing in prison. She is a law breaker and SHE did get caught. Just don't give her any more press. She has had her 15 minutes of fame and beyond ... we are tired of your spoiled pampered ass. Get over yourself.

What has she done anyway? Just made a silly drunk fool of herself.

Not eating or sleeping ain't gonna get you a free ticket home.

Paris, hunney, You did the crime. Grab some respect for yourself and do the time quietly.

'nuff said.

Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Kiss.....

Gene Simmons is the god of rock stars ! Plus, he's not afraid to tell you that he is a rock star god.

What I've Learned: Gene Simmons


Rock star, 52, New York Interview by Chris Buck

http://men.msn.com/articlees.aspx?cp-documentid=1084863

7.6.07

Death sentance should be applied and enforced

Man charged with abducting, killing teenager
Police say tip led to arrest of 26-year-old in slaying of Kelsey Smith

the rest of the story is here---

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19065065/

This is where the death penalty should be applied and enforced with extreme prejudice not with maximum amounts of jail time that is for the friggin birds. I have children about this poor girl's age and I would want to string this so-called male by his balls for what he did.

enough said.

5.6.07

HEX--- MY new TV Obsession


Y'all need to watch this freaky new show. It's on BBC America. Hex is in it's second season. I thought it was canceled but they fooled me. It's an awesome show. I believe it's a sleeper hit. If you have BBC America go look at it it's on Saturdays.

Neanderthals Aren't Extinct

I am feeling like I am living in a Prilosec commercial reason is...

DAY 10: Without a day off and counting with more RANTING

No one gets my job. No one really wants to do my job. I totally LOVE my job.
BUT there are some friggin stoopid people in the world and they all work at the store I work. IF you ever want to take a fun day trip Visit ANY and I mean any Wal-Mart in the WORLD. Yes, the world.

Wal-Martians are taking over the world. The only place that there isn't' a wallyworld is 'drum roll' India. and they (they, being the powers to be of wallyland) are trying to get MANY there.

Okay, a day trip into the innards of wallyland is a scary anthropological trip into the mind of the Neanderthal man/woman. There are a few that have just enough smarts to herd the other Neanderthal peoples around.

Well, you know that commercial from monster where this dude works with a bunch of monkeys--- yeah, I work there. Sans the monkeys. The monkeys are more intelligent than the people at my work. Ti's like the Neanderthal with attitudes and gossips instead of monkeys. Yeah, less and/or more filled with shit than brains. sorry, but I had to go there didn't want too. It needed to be said.

thank you and come again.

31.5.07

What La-De-Da Freaking *BEEP* Year This Has Been SO Far

This has been in my craw for months just had to get it out of my system. Just so I could start living my life like a regular person. OKAY, OK, I will never be a regular person but always be a weird WAL-Martian true blue. This has transpired over several months worth of seething hate and discontent towards one man at the store I work.
If it could go wrong it did. I didn't think that a person could be so freaking stupid or insensitive, BOY was I wrong. But HOPEFULLY, he will get it in the end. This Freakin ASSHOLE that I work with at Wal-Mart decided that I needed to be number 1 in his cross-hairs for the last few months -- nay about the last year if memory is correct. DAMN, I have put up with his shit that long. I am just as stupid as those women who take back their freakin abusive husbands. BUT TODAY, I took a step forward and laid the gauntlet DOWN on his ass!!!! This ASS has been verbally harassing and terrorizing me for months now, this time he totally fucked up. Mostly it's been she said --- he said shit. TODAY, he did it in front of people including a manager. YIPPEE!! I have mentioned it to other managers but they have always said oohhh that is just the way he is and deal with it. I am totally scared to be in the same room with him afraid that he will just start going off on me for no reason, so I have avoided him, not talked to him. In fact just steered away if he came into the same part of the store I was in. NOT anymore!!

I AM WOMAN!!! I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU ANY MORE you fuckin asshole. HEAR MY ROAR!!

my empowerment speech.. gotta love it, right hehehe.


so any who, he decided that I don't know how do my job and he does so he proceeded to tell me that I can't do it and that I am a little girl to him and a basically a second-class citizen.


I hope he looses his job. My day will be complete. thank you

He has picked on me one too many times. I will have my day in court. Wal-Mart court but it will be a good day in My World.


To no avail I did have my "Day in Court" and I am still seething about the injustice that I am getting in this store. This man/thing/no human speed bump has still a job and still looms over me like he is the KING of all women he freakin sucks donkey D***s. Here is what transpired in the last few weeks....

Life rounded me up and gave me a virtual black eye.
So, my idea of being a sweet person and letting things slide and nothing can bother me has been blown into little bits.
OKAY
Finally, the management of my store has started to do something about that A-hole that cussed me out last summer. Yeah, TWO months later, but it was a 'talking' too. Almost too little too late kinda thing for my taste. THE A-HOLE got me again, I had to go out and do one of his freaking responsibilities that I don't get paid for and he was suppose to finish up something that HE had ignored to do at the first of the week, so now it was late and there were 'reports' getting printed that the big boss was getting. Those reports let them know that the assistant isn't doing their job. So, I was bailing out the department again and HE FUCKED me over... needless to say I ain't at all happy. That BIGOTED fucker needs to be --- GAWD I don't know what do to him. But he lives several centuries behind the rest of the world. One thing he doesn't need to be workin in MY store anymore that is a fact.

Thank you for reading and keep it up. Maybe I will be less vulgar and more ME but the Wal-Martian has changed my DNA to just a mean and spiteful person, I don't know who I am anymore. I need something different. Let's work on changing me back to my sweet cool self again.

29.5.07

Friends Lost then Found

I really love it when old friends that haven't called or emailed for months - nay almost years start talking again. Understand I am not complaining I really LOVE it! Making dates to see each other the next day. I almost can't wait to see them. I know we all get wrapped up in the lives that we live, but why do we always put the ones whom we care for the most on the back burner?

It makes you want to take in account do we really care for them, want them in our lives. Or are the just little toys that we play with till we are tired. Later on when we are trying to make room there they are and we want to see what it is like to play with the familiar?

Then it makes me wonder what attracted them to me at the first? Why they stopped talking to me, stopped calling me; stopped everything? What did I do to change their attitude towards me? Did I make them angry? Am I no good for them? Did I change in some way that turned them away from me?

BUT, they call me back and say HI! what's up? Do you wanna? and I take them back into my heart.

is that me being a sucker? a schmuck? or just REALLY REALLY paranoid?


the world may never know, how many licks it takes ......

Reasoning of Serenity


Today, I have decided to take some advice from a friend. She said to stop being a bitch to everyone. Go figure it worked for about an hour. Though that is a hour down, now to work on the rest of the 23 . Hince the Serenity title. I figure if I can just make my life less complicated and more serene, I don't need to be so bitchy to the rest of the world. Mind you there are people out there that just can't understand being nice or kindness to someone if their life depended on it. Ohh, damn, there I go again. HAHAHAHA so much for hour 2!!!

Here is alittle about myself.

Born and bred in southwest Missouri. Yes, a bonafide hillbilly. I am 40, mother of 2 , married for 20 years, these are the plus' in my life

the minus' are I work for Wal-Mart!! working there is great. if I didn't have to deal with the mindless, lobotomized management and others who are just either just evolved from primordieal ooze or their family tree has maybe one fork in it.

BUT hey!! that is why I am doing this blog. I hope ya'll come back and read about my ravings and outrages about life and the world in general.

28.5.07

One Month Ago and STILL fresh...

4 dead in Kansas City shootings

Two people wounded at one of city’s busiest shopping centers

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18384740/


All I heard on the phone was "MOMMY please help me !!! " She was screaming and crying . That is all I heard. I didn't know what was taking place. Just got home from work and she was hysterical. I was just about to yell at her for staying out too long. But all I heard is MOMMY! PLEASE HELP ME!!


I calmed her down told her to stay low and in no means if don't look up to see what is going on, NOT until someone comes to you and says it's ok to move around.


What can I say. VIOLENCE has dipped its evil hands into my peaceful family. I can't protect them <my kids> all the time 24/7 but WTF.


My fourteen year old girl was terrorized today at the local mall with her best friend. They got SO lucky. They were in the restaurant next to where all the major shooting happened. From what they told me, there was a shot that came really close to their heads.


I am afraid she is not going to want to go out anymore without me or her father around. I am making her go to school tomorrow just to be around kids. She is been scared for life. I am worried for her now being round death that close.


May 25th


What were you Doing 30 years ago??
Thirty years ago, May 25. My life was changed. A huge movie buff I witnessed a wonderful and intriguing movie that change the world. YES, it was STAR WARS! Do you remember seeing it the first time. Where you watched it? The friends you went with you. HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU SEE IT? How long you waited in line to see it. I still watch it in the confines of my little house, but nowadays we have HDTVs and 5.1 surround systems. something that wouldn't have even been dreamed about way back in the 70's. Those memories are so fresh, and what a joy to linger in them once

Moon U


You are The Moon


Hope, expectation, Bright promises.


The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window.


The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition.


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