Let's go out and buy Flame for your hunnies....
read on please ........................
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28284679/?GT1=43001
19.12.08
Run QUICKLY MY FRIENDS
To save the economy in 2009
the government will start
deporting all the weird old people.
I started crying when I thought of you!
Run, my friend, RUN !!!!
Well... what can I say
someone sent this to me... and I'm not going alone!!
the government will start
deporting all the weird old people.
I started crying when I thought of you!
Run, my friend, RUN !!!!
Well... what can I say
someone sent this to me... and I'm not going alone!!
Math Thru the Decades
the evolution of teaching math
1. Teaching Math In 1950A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?------------------------------------------------------------------------
2. Teaching Math In 1960A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?--------------------------------------------------------------------
3. Teaching Math In 1970A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?----------------------------------------------------------------------4. Teaching Math In 1980A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.------------ ------------------------------------------------------------
5. Teaching Math In 1990A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of$20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers. )------------------------------------------------------------------------
6. Teaching Math In 2007Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de laproducciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?
1. Teaching Math In 1950A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?------------------------------------------------------------------------
2. Teaching Math In 1960A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?--------------------------------------------------------------------
3. Teaching Math In 1970A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?----------------------------------------------------------------------4. Teaching Math In 1980A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.------------ ------------------------------------------------------------
5. Teaching Math In 1990A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of$20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers. )------------------------------------------------------------------------
6. Teaching Math In 2007Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de laproducciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?
DEEP THROAT IS DEAD
If anyone is interested in the Watergate Break In and cover-up will know the person dubbed as Deep Throat. I have seen movie and read the book by Bernstein and Woodward called All the President's Men. Then to learn just after reading it that this man, the number two man in the FBI helped these reports to break this story is just astounding. Then he kept the secret for over 30 years it really boggles the mind.
My condolances to his family.
Felt suffered from congestive heart failure but the exact cause of his death at home on Thursday was not immediately known, said the Press Democrat newspaper in Santa Rosa, California, 55 miles north of San Francisco.
In its report on Felt's death, the New York Times called him "the most famous anonymous source in American history."
Felt, the No. 2 official at the FBI when the Watergate case broke, kept his role in the story a secret for 30 years. Only in 2005, at age 91, was his part made public in an article in Vanity Fair magazine written by Felt's family lawyer.
"I'm the guy they used to call Deep Throat," Felt told attorney John O'Connor.
For years, people had speculated and argued about the identity of "Deep Throat," whose name was derived from the title of a popular pornographic movie.
Vanity Fair scooped Woodward and Bernstein, who had promised not to reveal the name of the star source of their 1974 stories until after his death. But within a day of Felt's unveiling, Woodward wrote of his relationship with Felt.
Woodward said he turned to Felt after he and Bernstein wrote about the break-in at the offices of the Democratic National Committee at the Watergate complex in Washington.
"This was the moment when a source or friend in the investigative agencies of government is invaluable," Woodward wrote in the Post. "I called Felt at the FBI ... It would be our first talk about Watergate." Woodward said Felt told him the Watergate case was going to "heat up." He abruptly hung up but then started to provide guidance on the story, Woodward said.
Following a complicated routine, Felt and Woodward would arrange to meet in an underground garage, with "Deep Throat" corroborating information the Post reporters had gleaned from other sources and outlining a government conspiracy.
"Felt believed he was protecting the bureau by finding a way, clandestine as it was, to push some of the information from the FBI interviews and files out to the public, to help build public and political pressure to make Nixon and his people answerable," Woodward wrote.
"He had nothing but contempt for the Nixon White House and their efforts to manipulate the bureau for political reasons."
NIXON'S RESIGNATION
Reporting by the Post and other news organizations on the White House's involvement in the Watergate break-in and other political "dirty tricks" forced Nixon's resignation in 1974.
More than 30 officials would ultimately plead guilty or be convicted, including Attorney General John Mitchell, who served 19 months for conspiracy, obstruction of justice and perjury.
Felt repeatedly denied he was "Deep Throat," even though his position at the FBI made him an obvious candidate, and Nixon himself suspected Felt of leaking to the media.
A character patterned on Felt showed up in the book and movie "All The President's Men," an account by Bernstein and Woodward of their Watergate reporting. Played by Hal Holbrooke, the "Deep Throat" character was seen in the shadows.
This portrayal was true to life, Woodward wrote, because Felt insisted on anonymity and was concerned that phone calls might be tapped.
Last month, Woodward and Bernstein visited Felt in Santa Rosa. It was Bernstein's first meeting with the famous source, who dealt only with Woodward during the Watergate days.
Born on August 17, 1913 in Twin Falls, Idaho, Felt came to Washington as a Capitol Hill staff member and later worked at the Federal Trade Commission before joining the FBI in 1942.
He served in the bureau's espionage section during World War Two and later worked in various field offices and oversaw some of the FBI's early investigations into organized crime.
Felt was appointed deputy associate director, the No. 3 job at the FBI, in 1971, and was disappointed when Nixon named L. Patrick Gray to head the agency after the death of its longtime chief, J. Edgar Hoover, in 1972.
Felt was convicted in 1980 of authorizing illegal break-ins at five homes in New York and New Jersey as part of the FBI's pursuit of the radical Weather Underground group. He was fined $5,000 and then pardoned by President Ronald Reagan in 1981.
Felt and his wife Audrey, who died in 1984, had two children.
18.12.08
Sad Day in the Star Trek Universe
Majel Roddenberry, 'First Lady of Star Trek,' dies
NEW YORK – Majel Barrett Roddenberry, the widow of "Star Trek" creator Gene Roddenberry, has died. She was 76. Roddenberry, an actress who appeared in numerous "Star Trek" TV shows and movies, died Thursday of leukemia at her home in Bel-Air, Calif., her representative said.
At Roddenberry's side were family friends and her only son, Eugene Roddenberry Jr. Gene Roddenberry died in 1991.
Her romance with Roddenberry earned her the title "The First Lady of Star Trek।" A fixture in the "Star Trek" franchise, her roles included Nurse Christine Chapel in the original "Star Trek," Lwaxana Troi in "Star Trek: The Next Generation" and the voice of the USS Enterprise computer in almost every spin-off of the 1966 cult series. She recently reprised the voice role in the upcoming "Star Trek" film directed by J.J. Abrams.
NEW YORK – Majel Barrett Roddenberry, the widow of "Star Trek" creator Gene Roddenberry, has died. She was 76. Roddenberry, an actress who appeared in numerous "Star Trek" TV shows and movies, died Thursday of leukemia at her home in Bel-Air, Calif., her representative said.
At Roddenberry's side were family friends and her only son, Eugene Roddenberry Jr. Gene Roddenberry died in 1991.
Her romance with Roddenberry earned her the title "The First Lady of Star Trek।" A fixture in the "Star Trek" franchise, her roles included Nurse Christine Chapel in the original "Star Trek," Lwaxana Troi in "Star Trek: The Next Generation" and the voice of the USS Enterprise computer in almost every spin-off of the 1966 cult series. She recently reprised the voice role in the upcoming "Star Trek" film directed by J.J. Abrams.
12.12.08
Can't Find the Perfect Present
We all have friends or family members that we can't find that perfect present at Christmas time. Ya'll know the types I am talking about.... those who you only see at Holiday times and really really wish you didn't see them at all. If you have to buy a gift for these unfortunate people. Here is a wiki-how-to page to help you out.....
http://www.wikihow.com/Find-Gifts-for-People-Who-Bug-You
happy holidays... 13 days shopping days left. or more if you are a bargain hunter
http://www.wikihow.com/Find-Gifts-for-People-Who-Bug-You
happy holidays... 13 days shopping days left. or more if you are a bargain hunter
2.12.08
December 2
The only good thing about December 2 is that there are only 23 days left of the freaking holiday music. Remember one and all that I work in the land of Wal-Mart and like most retail stores around this great United States starts playing Christmas Music on the stoke of Midnight Nov. 1st. I as being one of those hard working people who have to work in a retail type store full-time has to LISTEN to that freaking crap for 8 to 10 hours a day. SO, TWENTY-THREE days LEFT of listening to 958 different ways of White Christmas and Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer. BAH-HUM-BUG!!!!!
28.11.08
MEME please
1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names): Mary Edwards
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad): Raymond Lincoln
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name): Grlynn
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal): Red Penguin
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live): Rae Kansas
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning):The Black Champagne
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): Lyen
8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie): Chocolate Snickerdoodle
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet’s name, current street name): Diesel Campbell
10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on): Lady South
I would like to give credit to all I poached one of my favorite bloggsters http://hipsubwg.blogspot.com/
who poached it fromhttp://averagejane.blogs.com/average_jane/2008/11/the-many-names-of-average-jane.html
who poached from http://stupidevilbastard.com/index/seb/comments/lets_do_a_meme_your_other_names/
who poached from http://www.hill-kleerup.org/blog/2008/11/24/naming_names_2.html
last but not least who poached from http://trishdoller.blogspot.com/2008/11/do-re-meme.html
thank you all for passing this MEME along for those 3 people who read this very infrequent blogger please pass it on.. :)
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad): Raymond Lincoln
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name): Grlynn
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal): Red Penguin
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live): Rae Kansas
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning):The Black Champagne
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): Lyen
8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie): Chocolate Snickerdoodle
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet’s name, current street name): Diesel Campbell
10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on): Lady South
I would like to give credit to all I poached one of my favorite bloggsters http://hipsubwg.blogspot.com/
who poached it fromhttp://averagejane.blogs.com/average_jane/2008/11/the-many-names-of-average-jane.html
who poached from http://stupidevilbastard.com/index/seb/comments/lets_do_a_meme_your_other_names/
who poached from http://www.hill-kleerup.org/blog/2008/11/24/naming_names_2.html
last but not least who poached from http://trishdoller.blogspot.com/2008/11/do-re-meme.html
thank you all for passing this MEME along for those 3 people who read this very infrequent blogger please pass it on.. :)
24.11.08
Holiday Time!
Yeah, its time for the wishing of happy holidays and getting fat eating lots of turkey and pies. For myself, I can't stand the holidays except for being with my wonderful family. What I can't stand is the working at holiday time. The people who love to leave their brains at home when they shop for their little families. Oh My Gawd, where do people keep their brains when they Christmas shop. Damn, I think they just walk up and hand their brains to a total idiot at the door and then go and try to shop. May I say the operative word is TRY ..
My theory is that the Big box at the front of most storesis the Toys for Tots campaign. It's actually not for toys per say; it's for all the adult brains. For all the thinking abilities that are inherent are dropped in this box for the future use of children. Hence when older adults get those 'childlike' emotions again. They went and dipped in to the toys for tots box at the front of the stores.
So, just remember don't check your brain at the door of a department store. You may not get yours back.
BE CAREFUL - BE SAFE - BE HAPPY
Here ya go.
My theory is that the Big box at the front of most stores
So, just remember don't check your brain at the door of a department store. You may not get yours back.
BE CAREFUL - BE SAFE - BE HAPPY
Here ya go.
19.11.08
Who are These People?
I am sure you have gotten many of these type of e-mails in months,years decades *almost* past. But I have to ask Who are these people? Why, oh why do they think that people are SO gullible to think that this will be the great get rich quick program. In the last few months I have received many many many of these stupid e-mails. Here are a few--- bad grammar and all. Please forgive the spelling in e-mails listed below I just thought I would leave them the way I received them.
PLEASE HELP ME
Dear Sir/Madam
I presume this letter will come to you as a suprise,but as things unfold, we
will know each other better and how I got your contact.I will start by
introducing myself to you, I am Mrs Mary Obasaki,the wife of Chief Jackson
Gaius Ibe, the Group Managing Director and Chief Executive of Nigeria
National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC).I am very sure that you will be of a
good assistance after carefully reading my letter. For many years of
marriage now between me and my husband,I have not given birth,and this has
really troubled my husband.This is as a result of so much respect attached
to local Tradition Culture and Custom in there community, so my husband has
decided to break the marriage. In short to be sincere and honest with
you,with the present situation of things now,my matrimonial home look broken.
I am being treaten daily by my susposed legitmate husband to get me out from
the home.My husband parents and brothers are not left out in this
matter.This situation has really affected me psychologically,most of the
time I am in the church to pray and rest myself,because there is no room for
rest in my own home again.As I am writing to you now,I am no longer assured
of a matrmonial home, hence I seek your urgent assistance and help me
out,which I know it will go a long way in geting me settled down finally.I
want to use this opportunity,since my husband has abandoned me because of
childlessness,to move the $20 million us dollars into your custody for safe
keeping,pending my arrival in your country.Be informed that this said amount
was given to my husband as gratification from some foreign oil companies he
helpede in securing Allocation for the Drilling of Crude Oil in Nigeria.As a
civil servant he does not want to be esposed,so he gave me this money to
keep in my personal account,this was when the going was okay between us,so
that he can exonerate himself from the eyes of Government security
operatives and the civil ervice mission(CSC)which is the body that
scrutinizes the activities of all civil servants in Nigeria as checks and
balances for official misconduct.
To be sincere and honest with you,this money is never connected with
drugs,money laundry,firearms and looting,which I beleive might put fears in
you andconsequently withdrawing your help for security reasons.Hence the
source of this said money is clean and clear.This money was deposited in my
personal Domicillary Account and I have discussed with the bank manager who
is very close to me,my intention to transfer the money out of Nigeria and he
promise to render to me all the assistance I needed to transfer the money
out of Nigeria.All I need now is for you to send me your bank account and
other informations,to enable my bank apply for foreign exchange at the
Federal Ministry of Finance with your name as the beneficiary of the
fund.This is how my bank has planned it,to avoid any suspicion from our apex
bank.Be rest assured that this transaction is 100% risk free and my husband
will not raise any alarm,because he will not like to put himself and his
position in {NNPC} in jeopardy,and if he does,he stands to loose his job. As
soon as I receive your response and your willingness to help as regards to
this,I will furnish you on the next line of action to act ely.Note,as soon
as the money is successfully transfered into your account,I will start
coming to meet you in your country.I promise to mpensate you very well at
the successful end,this is the guranttee I am giving you from my heart of
heart.Be informed according to my bank ,this transaction will not last more
than 7 bank working days and it will be concluded because every
necessary/vital arrangements has put in place,i will be highly appreciated
by me.Thanks and God bless your family.
Yours Sincerely,
Mrs Mary obasaki.
From: Mr Peter Hamadan
E-MAIL: hamadanpeter102@gmail.com
I am a treasury manager of a well known bank here in South Africa. I have a concealed business suggestion for us to do. We had a client named MR. ANDREAS SCHRANNER from Munich, Germany. He was a contractor and an arms dealer to The south african national Government. He made several deposits (fixed) with our treasury department amounting to $15.5million upon maturity, several notices where sent to him but we never got a response untill we discovered that he and his entire family died in an air crash in the year 2000. Below is a website which I will appreciate you going through to read the information.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
Since then nobody has done anything as regards the claiming of this money because he has no family members who are aware of the existence of neither the account nor the funds. I have secretly discussed this matter with a senior manager with us and we have agreed to find a reliable foreign partner to deal with us although due to his position he did not want to take active part but as soon as you follow my instructions everything will be successful because we will be working hand in hand with him. Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that we would like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to the late Adndreas Schranner so you will be able to receive his funds.
WHAT IS TO BE DONE?
I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful. I have contacted someone in the South African department of Justice who will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to Mr. Adndreas Schranner. All that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full Names, Address and contact telephone number so that the person who will handle the title documents can commence his job. As soon as this is done a letter of probate/Administration will be issued in your favor for
Making you the Administrator of the late Mr. Adndreas Schranner's Estate and with this you can make application for the release of the funds with our Bank to you.
There is no risk involved at all in the matter as we are going adopt legal methods in applying for the release of the funds to you. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters
Concerning this issue. Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank account we shall share in the ratio of 60% for me, 35% for you and 5% for any expenses incurred during the course of this Transaction. Should you be interested please send me your private phone and fax numbers for easy communication, you can write me via my private email address and I will provide you with more details of this operation. Your prompt response to this letter will be
appreciated.
Kindly send your reply to:
hamadanpeter102@gmail.com
Kind Regards,
Mr. Peter Hamadan.
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
Office of Governor Central Bank of Nigeria
Co-operate Head Quarter Wuse II Garki Abuja Nigeria.
From The Desk Of Prof. Charles C. Soludo
Our Ref: CBN/FCS/CBX/010/08
RE: IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT
Attention: Unpaid Contractor/ Inheritance.
The Senate Committee On Local and Foreign Debt has reviewed your claim of an inherited fund of your late relative, following this we have approved a part payment of this fund, in accordance with the provision c702 as contained in the policy thrust of budget 2008 regarding the payment of foreign contractors fund has been regularized, and immediate payment schedule has been instructed. You have to know that the Senate Committee On Local and Foreign Debt has retrieved all unclaimed funds from offshore/onshore Banks, after the meeting we held with The President of Federal Republic of Nigeria, Chief Umaru Yar'Adua(GCFR) over the delayed payment to rightful claimants like you, to receive your fund, the Senate Committee have up-hold all inherited fund retrieved from various banks to ensure successful payment to all bona-fide claimants.
Your name was among the eighteen (5) CLAIMANTS who has been approved for their payment to be released and the fund would be wired to their respective accounts please also note that from the record in Federal Government DATABASE your outstanding contract payment is $30.000.000.00 (Thirty Million dollars). But you will only receive the sum of US$10,000,000.00 Million Dollars (TEN MILLION, United States Dollars). So that I will be able to pay other contractors, Federal Government of Nigeria has promise the remaining balance of your payment will be released to you in first quarter of next year 2009.
Based on petitions by contractors on sundry sharp practices in various government parastatals and departments, bothering on contract payment delay, breach of contract agreements, and corruption in official circles, the presidency in conjunction with the office of the senate presidency with financial aids and assistance from the following International organization; World Bank, African Development Bank, The United Nation and the European Union to set up this committee to scrutinize, verify, review, cancel or approve where necessary, all outstanding payments due and payable as at this Second Quarter of the year 2008 beginning from April 01 2008.
Kindly provide us with below information:
(1) Your Full Name
(2) Contact Home Address
(3) Phone Number
(4) Mobile Number
(5) Fax Number
(8) Occupation
Above information is needed to avoid wrong sending of your payment to wrong Associates. Importantly, kindly contact this office for the effective release of your outstanding contract payment. For immediate instruction on receiving your payment.
The Federal Government of Nigeria has put a new law to stop fraudulent practices. You are needed to respond urgently to enable us to release your payment; you are given 10 official working days to respond to this mail.
Yours faithfully.
PROF. CHARLES C. SOLUDO
GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
Here is one of my favorites....
ROBERT MUELLER III
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
Email: securitywatch@fed-bureau-investigations.org
FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET
ATTENTION:
We believe this notification meets you in a very good present state of mind and health. The Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in the United states of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) as regards to your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly. We will find a way to fix a schedule for you to come to our head-quarter in Washington DC to enable us advise you on what to do, but meanwhile you are further advised to be contacting us via email for now because we are having various investigations that we are working on now. Keep everything regarding to your transaction confidential for security reasons and note that we have not informed the local FBI department in your state regarding this matter because we want to keep everything secret until your fund is been transferred to you accordingly.
It might interest you to know that we have taken out time in screening through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and hitch free from all facet and of which you have the lawful right to claim your fund without any further delay. Having said all this, we will further advise that you go ahead in dealing with the Central Bank office accordingly as we will be monitoring all their services with you as well as your correspondence at all level.
In addition, also be informed that we recently had a meeting with the Executive Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, in the person of Prof. Chukwuma Soludo and Mr. Kingsley Agwor along with some of the top officials of the Ministry regarding your case and they made us to understand that your file has been held in abase depending on when you personally come for the claim. They also told us that the only problem they are facing right now is that some unscrupulous element are using this project as an avenue to scam innocent people off their hard earned money by impersonating the Executive Governor and the Central Bank office.
We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs. Joan C. Bailey from OHIO has already contacted them and also presented to them all the necessary documentations evidencing your claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund valued at about US$8,000,000.00 (Eight million united states dollars), but the Central Bank office did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally before the go ahead on wiring your fund to the Bank information’s which was forwarded to them by the above named Lady so that was the main reason why they contacted us so as to assist them in making the investigations. They further informed us that we should warn our dear citizens who must have been informed of the contract payment which was awarded to them from the Central Bank of Nigeria, to be very careful prior to these irregularities so that they don't fall victim to this ugly circumstance. And should in case you are already dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the Central Bank of Nigeria, you are further advised to STOP further contact with them in your best interest and then contact immediately the real office of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) only with the below information’s accordingly:
NAME: MR. KINGSLEY AGWOR
OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria, Central Business
District,Cadastral Zone, Abuja,
Federal Capital Territory,
Nigeria.
TEL: +234-8079-322-190
+234-1221-5892
Email: kagwor@yahoo.com
NOTE:
In your best interest, any message that doesn't come from the above official email address and phone numbers should not be replied to and should be disregarded accordingly for security reasons. Meanwhile, we will advise that you contact the Central Bank office immediately with the above email address and request that they attend to you payment file as directed so as to enable you receive your contract fund accordingly.
Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will further help hasten up the whole procedures as regards to the transfer of your fund to you as designated. Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Nigeria equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their banking terms, so delay could be very dangerous. Once again, we will advise that you contact them with the above email address and make sure you forward to them all the necessary information’s which they may require from you prior to the release of your fund to you accordingly.
All modalities has already been worked out even before you were contacted and note that we will be monitoring all your dealings with them as you proceed so you don't have anything to worry about. All we require from you henceforth is an update so as to enable us be on track with you and the Central Bank of Nigeria. Without wasting much time, will want you to contact them immediately with the above email address so as to enable them attend to your case accordingly without any further delay as time is already running out. Should in case you need any more information’s in regards to this notification, feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has been completely perfected and you have received your contract fund as stated.
Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.
Best Regards,
Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C.
20535-0001, USA
Email: securitywatch@fed-bureau-investigations.org
and this one is from FedEx-----
Customer Service:
Dear Customer,
We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Package that is been
registered with us for shipping to your residential location. We had thought
that your sender gave you our contact details. It may interest you to
know that a letter is also added to your package. However, we cannot quote its
content to you via email for privacy reasons. We understand that the
content of your package itself is a Bank Draft worth of $800,000.00 Eight
Hundred Thousand US
Dollars). As you know, FedEx does not ship money in CASH or in CHEQUES
but BANK DRAFTS are shippable. The package is registered with us for
mailing by your colleague as claimed, and your colleague explained that he is
from the United
States but he is here in Nigeria for a three (3) month Survey Project as he
works with a construction firm in Nigeria West Africa. We are sending you this
email because your package is been registered on a Special Order. What
you have to do now, is to contact our Delivery Department for immed
iate dispatch of your package to your residential address. Note that
as soon as our Delivery Team confirms your information, it will take three (3)
working days (72Hrs) for your package to arrive its designated destination.
For your information, the VAT & Shipping charges as well as Insurance fees
have been paid by your colleague before your package was registered. Note that
the payment that is made on the Insurance, Premium & Clearance
Certificates, are to certify that the Bank Draft is not a Drug Affiliated Fund
(DAF) neither is it funds to sponsor Terrorism in your country. This will help
you avoid any form of query from the Monetary Authority of your country.
However, you will have to pay a sum of ?100 GBP which is equivalent to $200
USD to the FedEx Delivery Department being full payment for the Security
Keeping Fee of the FedEx Company as stated in our privacy terms & condition
page. Also be informed that your colleague wished to pay for the Security
Keeping charges, but we do not accept such payments considering the fact that
all items & packages that is registered with us have a time limitation and
we cannot accept payment without knowing when you will be picking up the
package or even respond to us. So we cannot take the risk to have
accepted such a payment incase of any possible demurrage. Kindly note that
your colleague did
not leave us with any further information. We hope that you respond to
us as soon as possible because if you fail to respond until the expiry date
of the foremost
package, we may refer the package to the British Commission for Welfare as the
package do not have a return address. Kindly contact the delivery department
(FedEx Delivery Post) with the details given below:
Contact Person: Mr. Harry Thomas.
Email: agentharrythomas@gmail.com
Kindly complete the below form and send it to the email address given above..
This is mandatory to reconfirm your Postal address and telephone numbers.
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TELEPHONE:
POSTAL ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
COUNTRY:
As soon as your details are received, our delivery team will give you the
necessary payment procedure so that you can effect the payment for the
Security Keeping Fees. As soon as they confirm your payment of ?100
GBP which is equivalent to $200 USD, they shall immediately dispatch your
package to the
designated address. It usually takes 72 Hours being an express delivery
service. Note that we were not instructed to email you, but due to the high
priority of your package we had to inform you as your sender did not leave us
with his phone number because he stated that he just arrived England
and he was not on phone yet. We indeed personally sealed your Bank
Draft and we found your email contact in the attached letter as the recipient
of
the foremost package. Ensure to contact the delivery department with the
email address and ensure to fill the above form as well to enable successful
reconfirmation.
All responses must be forwarded to: agentharrythomas@gmail.com
Yours Faithfully,
Mrs. Margaret Blaire.
FedEx Online Management Team.
All rights reserved.1995-2008 FedEx.Why do they think the "normal american" is so stupid to think that this is the way to get a substantial amount of money relativly for free???
PLEASE HELP ME
Dear Sir/Madam
I presume this letter will come to you as a suprise,but as things unfold, we
will know each other better and how I got your contact.I will start by
introducing myself to you, I am Mrs Mary Obasaki,the wife of Chief Jackson
Gaius Ibe, the Group Managing Director and Chief Executive of Nigeria
National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC).I am very sure that you will be of a
good assistance after carefully reading my letter. For many years of
marriage now between me and my husband,I have not given birth,and this has
really troubled my husband.This is as a result of so much respect attached
to local Tradition Culture and Custom in there community, so my husband has
decided to break the marriage. In short to be sincere and honest with
you,with the present situation of things now,my matrimonial home look broken.
I am being treaten daily by my susposed legitmate husband to get me out from
the home.My husband parents and brothers are not left out in this
matter.This situation has really affected me psychologically,most of the
time I am in the church to pray and rest myself,because there is no room for
rest in my own home again.As I am writing to you now,I am no longer assured
of a matrmonial home, hence I seek your urgent assistance and help me
out,which I know it will go a long way in geting me settled down finally.I
want to use this opportunity,since my husband has abandoned me because of
childlessness,to move the $20 million us dollars into your custody for safe
keeping,pending my arrival in your country.Be informed that this said amount
was given to my husband as gratification from some foreign oil companies he
helpede in securing Allocation for the Drilling of Crude Oil in Nigeria.As a
civil servant he does not want to be esposed,so he gave me this money to
keep in my personal account,this was when the going was okay between us,so
that he can exonerate himself from the eyes of Government security
operatives and the civil ervice mission(CSC)which is the body that
scrutinizes the activities of all civil servants in Nigeria as checks and
balances for official misconduct.
To be sincere and honest with you,this money is never connected with
drugs,money laundry,firearms and looting,which I beleive might put fears in
you andconsequently withdrawing your help for security reasons.Hence the
source of this said money is clean and clear.This money was deposited in my
personal Domicillary Account and I have discussed with the bank manager who
is very close to me,my intention to transfer the money out of Nigeria and he
promise to render to me all the assistance I needed to transfer the money
out of Nigeria.All I need now is for you to send me your bank account and
other informations,to enable my bank apply for foreign exchange at the
Federal Ministry of Finance with your name as the beneficiary of the
fund.This is how my bank has planned it,to avoid any suspicion from our apex
bank.Be rest assured that this transaction is 100% risk free and my husband
will not raise any alarm,because he will not like to put himself and his
position in {NNPC} in jeopardy,and if he does,he stands to loose his job. As
soon as I receive your response and your willingness to help as regards to
this,I will furnish you on the next line of action to act ely.Note,as soon
as the money is successfully transfered into your account,I will start
coming to meet you in your country.I promise to mpensate you very well at
the successful end,this is the guranttee I am giving you from my heart of
heart.Be informed according to my bank ,this transaction will not last more
than 7 bank working days and it will be concluded because every
necessary/vital arrangements has put in place,i will be highly appreciated
by me.Thanks and God bless your family.
Yours Sincerely,
Mrs Mary obasaki.
From: Mr Peter Hamadan
E-MAIL: hamadanpeter102@gmail.com
I am a treasury manager of a well known bank here in South Africa. I have a concealed business suggestion for us to do. We had a client named MR. ANDREAS SCHRANNER from Munich, Germany. He was a contractor and an arms dealer to The south african national Government. He made several deposits (fixed) with our treasury department amounting to $15.5million upon maturity, several notices where sent to him but we never got a response untill we discovered that he and his entire family died in an air crash in the year 2000. Below is a website which I will appreciate you going through to read the information.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
Since then nobody has done anything as regards the claiming of this money because he has no family members who are aware of the existence of neither the account nor the funds. I have secretly discussed this matter with a senior manager with us and we have agreed to find a reliable foreign partner to deal with us although due to his position he did not want to take active part but as soon as you follow my instructions everything will be successful because we will be working hand in hand with him. Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that we would like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to the late Adndreas Schranner so you will be able to receive his funds.
WHAT IS TO BE DONE?
I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful. I have contacted someone in the South African department of Justice who will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to Mr. Adndreas Schranner. All that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full Names, Address and contact telephone number so that the person who will handle the title documents can commence his job. As soon as this is done a letter of probate/Administration will be issued in your favor for
Making you the Administrator of the late Mr. Adndreas Schranner's Estate and with this you can make application for the release of the funds with our Bank to you.
There is no risk involved at all in the matter as we are going adopt legal methods in applying for the release of the funds to you. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters
Concerning this issue. Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank account we shall share in the ratio of 60% for me, 35% for you and 5% for any expenses incurred during the course of this Transaction. Should you be interested please send me your private phone and fax numbers for easy communication, you can write me via my private email address and I will provide you with more details of this operation. Your prompt response to this letter will be
appreciated.
Kindly send your reply to:
hamadanpeter102@gmail.com
Kind Regards,
Mr. Peter Hamadan.
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
Office of Governor Central Bank of Nigeria
Co-operate Head Quarter Wuse II Garki Abuja Nigeria.
From The Desk Of Prof. Charles C. Soludo
Our Ref: CBN/FCS/CBX/010/08
RE: IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT
Attention: Unpaid Contractor/ Inheritance.
The Senate Committee On Local and Foreign Debt has reviewed your claim of an inherited fund of your late relative, following this we have approved a part payment of this fund, in accordance with the provision c702 as contained in the policy thrust of budget 2008 regarding the payment of foreign contractors fund has been regularized, and immediate payment schedule has been instructed. You have to know that the Senate Committee On Local and Foreign Debt has retrieved all unclaimed funds from offshore/onshore Banks, after the meeting we held with The President of Federal Republic of Nigeria, Chief Umaru Yar'Adua(GCFR) over the delayed payment to rightful claimants like you, to receive your fund, the Senate Committee have up-hold all inherited fund retrieved from various banks to ensure successful payment to all bona-fide claimants.
Your name was among the eighteen (5) CLAIMANTS who has been approved for their payment to be released and the fund would be wired to their respective accounts please also note that from the record in Federal Government DATABASE your outstanding contract payment is $30.000.000.00 (Thirty Million dollars). But you will only receive the sum of US$10,000,000.00 Million Dollars (TEN MILLION, United States Dollars). So that I will be able to pay other contractors, Federal Government of Nigeria has promise the remaining balance of your payment will be released to you in first quarter of next year 2009.
Based on petitions by contractors on sundry sharp practices in various government parastatals and departments, bothering on contract payment delay, breach of contract agreements, and corruption in official circles, the presidency in conjunction with the office of the senate presidency with financial aids and assistance from the following International organization; World Bank, African Development Bank, The United Nation and the European Union to set up this committee to scrutinize, verify, review, cancel or approve where necessary, all outstanding payments due and payable as at this Second Quarter of the year 2008 beginning from April 01 2008.
Kindly provide us with below information:
(1) Your Full Name
(2) Contact Home Address
(3) Phone Number
(4) Mobile Number
(5) Fax Number
(8) Occupation
Above information is needed to avoid wrong sending of your payment to wrong Associates. Importantly, kindly contact this office for the effective release of your outstanding contract payment. For immediate instruction on receiving your payment.
The Federal Government of Nigeria has put a new law to stop fraudulent practices. You are needed to respond urgently to enable us to release your payment; you are given 10 official working days to respond to this mail.
Yours faithfully.
PROF. CHARLES C. SOLUDO
GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
Here is one of my favorites....
ROBERT MUELLER III
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
Email: securitywatch@fed-bureau-investigations.org
FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET
ATTENTION:
We believe this notification meets you in a very good present state of mind and health. The Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in the United states of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) as regards to your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly. We will find a way to fix a schedule for you to come to our head-quarter in Washington DC to enable us advise you on what to do, but meanwhile you are further advised to be contacting us via email for now because we are having various investigations that we are working on now. Keep everything regarding to your transaction confidential for security reasons and note that we have not informed the local FBI department in your state regarding this matter because we want to keep everything secret until your fund is been transferred to you accordingly.
It might interest you to know that we have taken out time in screening through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and hitch free from all facet and of which you have the lawful right to claim your fund without any further delay. Having said all this, we will further advise that you go ahead in dealing with the Central Bank office accordingly as we will be monitoring all their services with you as well as your correspondence at all level.
In addition, also be informed that we recently had a meeting with the Executive Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, in the person of Prof. Chukwuma Soludo and Mr. Kingsley Agwor along with some of the top officials of the Ministry regarding your case and they made us to understand that your file has been held in abase depending on when you personally come for the claim. They also told us that the only problem they are facing right now is that some unscrupulous element are using this project as an avenue to scam innocent people off their hard earned money by impersonating the Executive Governor and the Central Bank office.
We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs. Joan C. Bailey from OHIO has already contacted them and also presented to them all the necessary documentations evidencing your claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund valued at about US$8,000,000.00 (Eight million united states dollars), but the Central Bank office did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally before the go ahead on wiring your fund to the Bank information’s which was forwarded to them by the above named Lady so that was the main reason why they contacted us so as to assist them in making the investigations. They further informed us that we should warn our dear citizens who must have been informed of the contract payment which was awarded to them from the Central Bank of Nigeria, to be very careful prior to these irregularities so that they don't fall victim to this ugly circumstance. And should in case you are already dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the Central Bank of Nigeria, you are further advised to STOP further contact with them in your best interest and then contact immediately the real office of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) only with the below information’s accordingly:
NAME: MR. KINGSLEY AGWOR
OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria, Central Business
District,Cadastral Zone, Abuja,
Federal Capital Territory,
Nigeria.
TEL: +234-8079-322-190
+234-1221-5892
Email: kagwor@yahoo.com
NOTE:
In your best interest, any message that doesn't come from the above official email address and phone numbers should not be replied to and should be disregarded accordingly for security reasons. Meanwhile, we will advise that you contact the Central Bank office immediately with the above email address and request that they attend to you payment file as directed so as to enable you receive your contract fund accordingly.
Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will further help hasten up the whole procedures as regards to the transfer of your fund to you as designated. Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Nigeria equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their banking terms, so delay could be very dangerous. Once again, we will advise that you contact them with the above email address and make sure you forward to them all the necessary information’s which they may require from you prior to the release of your fund to you accordingly.
All modalities has already been worked out even before you were contacted and note that we will be monitoring all your dealings with them as you proceed so you don't have anything to worry about. All we require from you henceforth is an update so as to enable us be on track with you and the Central Bank of Nigeria. Without wasting much time, will want you to contact them immediately with the above email address so as to enable them attend to your case accordingly without any further delay as time is already running out. Should in case you need any more information’s in regards to this notification, feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has been completely perfected and you have received your contract fund as stated.
Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.
Best Regards,
Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C.
20535-0001, USA
Email: securitywatch@fed-bureau-investigations.org
and this one is from FedEx-----
Customer Service:
Dear Customer,
We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Package that is been
registered with us for shipping to your residential location. We had thought
that your sender gave you our contact details. It may interest you to
know that a letter is also added to your package. However, we cannot quote its
content to you via email for privacy reasons. We understand that the
content of your package itself is a Bank Draft worth of $800,000.00 Eight
Hundred Thousand US
Dollars). As you know, FedEx does not ship money in CASH or in CHEQUES
but BANK DRAFTS are shippable. The package is registered with us for
mailing by your colleague as claimed, and your colleague explained that he is
from the United
States but he is here in Nigeria for a three (3) month Survey Project as he
works with a construction firm in Nigeria West Africa. We are sending you this
email because your package is been registered on a Special Order. What
you have to do now, is to contact our Delivery Department for immed
iate dispatch of your package to your residential address. Note that
as soon as our Delivery Team confirms your information, it will take three (3)
working days (72Hrs) for your package to arrive its designated destination.
For your information, the VAT & Shipping charges as well as Insurance fees
have been paid by your colleague before your package was registered. Note that
the payment that is made on the Insurance, Premium & Clearance
Certificates, are to certify that the Bank Draft is not a Drug Affiliated Fund
(DAF) neither is it funds to sponsor Terrorism in your country. This will help
you avoid any form of query from the Monetary Authority of your country.
However, you will have to pay a sum of ?100 GBP which is equivalent to $200
USD to the FedEx Delivery Department being full payment for the Security
Keeping Fee of the FedEx Company as stated in our privacy terms & condition
page. Also be informed that your colleague wished to pay for the Security
Keeping charges, but we do not accept such payments considering the fact that
all items & packages that is registered with us have a time limitation and
we cannot accept payment without knowing when you will be picking up the
package or even respond to us. So we cannot take the risk to have
accepted such a payment incase of any possible demurrage. Kindly note that
your colleague did
not leave us with any further information. We hope that you respond to
us as soon as possible because if you fail to respond until the expiry date
of the foremost
package, we may refer the package to the British Commission for Welfare as the
package do not have a return address. Kindly contact the delivery department
(FedEx Delivery Post) with the details given below:
Contact Person: Mr. Harry Thomas.
Email: agentharrythomas@gmail.com
Kindly complete the below form and send it to the email address given above..
This is mandatory to reconfirm your Postal address and telephone numbers.
FULL NAMES:
TELEPHONE:
POSTAL ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
COUNTRY:
As soon as your details are received, our delivery team will give you the
necessary payment procedure so that you can effect the payment for the
Security Keeping Fees. As soon as they confirm your payment of ?100
GBP which is equivalent to $200 USD, they shall immediately dispatch your
package to the
designated address. It usually takes 72 Hours being an express delivery
service. Note that we were not instructed to email you, but due to the high
priority of your package we had to inform you as your sender did not leave us
with his phone number because he stated that he just arrived England
and he was not on phone yet. We indeed personally sealed your Bank
Draft and we found your email contact in the attached letter as the recipient
of
the foremost package. Ensure to contact the delivery department with the
email address and ensure to fill the above form as well to enable successful
reconfirmation.
All responses must be forwarded to: agentharrythomas@gmail.com
Yours Faithfully,
Mrs. Margaret Blaire.
FedEx Online Management Team.
All rights reserved.1995-2008 FedEx.Why do they think the "normal american" is so stupid to think that this is the way to get a substantial amount of money relativly for free???
31.10.08
20.10.08
Great Minds Think A Like
Thanks to Moxie had noted in comments the other day that I had posted almost the same thing as she did. All I can say is great minds think alike.
I can't believe they didn't mention anymore crazy names. I know most of them aren't spooky but there are surely more than 10...
I know of a few here in our great state of Missouri. I have actually been through them. Like Needmore,MO and Halfway,MO. Yah, I know Halfway but take it a step further. In this town there is Halfway High *school*, and there is Halfway Baptist *church*, and the well renown Halfway Trading *post*. Oh yah, I used to play against the Halfway Softball team. Ya know I could go on forever with is but I will stop. :)
Okay, these names aren't as bad as these poor town name from around the world. I found these towns from Funny Place Names who found them from Drivl.com actually found a list of the 22 Worst Place Names in the World including:
Twatt, Scotland
Muff, Ireland
Titty Hill, England
Wetwang, England
Bald Knob, Arkansas,
Whiskey Dick Mountain, Washington
Hell, Michigan
Toad Suck, Arkansas
Dissapointment, Kentucky
Fucking, Austria
...and last but not least, this tongue-twisting town title:
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu, New Zealand.
Also from the people at Funny Place Names----
I can't believe they didn't mention anymore crazy names. I know most of them aren't spooky but there are surely more than 10...
I know of a few here in our great state of Missouri. I have actually been through them. Like Needmore,MO and Halfway,MO. Yah, I know Halfway but take it a step further. In this town there is Halfway High *school*, and there is Halfway Baptist *church*, and the well renown Halfway Trading *post*. Oh yah, I used to play against the Halfway Softball team. Ya know I could go on forever with is but I will stop. :)
Okay, these names aren't as bad as these poor town name from around the world. I found these towns from Funny Place Names who found them from Drivl.com actually found a list of the 22 Worst Place Names in the World including:
Twatt, Scotland
Muff, Ireland
Titty Hill, England
Wetwang, England
Bald Knob, Arkansas,
Whiskey Dick Mountain, Washington
Hell, Michigan
Toad Suck, Arkansas
Dissapointment, Kentucky
Fucking, Austria
...and last but not least, this tongue-twisting town title:
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu, New Zealand.
Also from the people at Funny Place Names----
18.10.08
Getting Into the Spirit
It's been awhile since I posted but I have been living the wonderful Wal-Martian life. I have really been trying to find something to post that would get into the October hallowennie spirit. TODAY, I found something just for the occasion. Places in the USA that have Spooky Halloween names that should be visited. There is a town in our lovely state of Missouri called Frankenstein. Of course read the link it is insightful. Now I am going back and trying to find something to terrify the kidlets for the celebrating the day of the dead.
29.9.08
Just Say NO to Big Business Bailout!!
I have gotten this email from several of my of my friends and family. Wouldn't it be nice to get a fat check from the government instead of paying them all the time?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Just say no to the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. Instead, I'm in favor of
giving $85,000,000,000 to a We Deserve It Dividend.
To make the math simple, let's assume there are
200,000,000 bonafide Citizens 18+.
Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man,
woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18
and up..
So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billion that
equals $425,000.00.
My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a
We Deserve It Dividend.
Of course, it would NOT be tax free.
So let's assume a tax rate of 30%.
Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes.
That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.
But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their
pocket.
A husband and wife has $595,000.00.What would you do with $297,500.00 to
$595,000.00 in your
family?
Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads
Put away money for college - it'll be there
Save in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car - create jobs
Invest in the market - capital drives growth
Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care
improves
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean - or else
Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+
including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other
company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in
our Armed Forces.
If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do
it...instead of trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic
incentive that
is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.
If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail
out every adult U S Citizen 18+!
As for AIG - liquidate it.
Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean
it up.
Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't.
Sure it's a crazy idea that can "never work."
But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!
How do you spell Economic Boom?
I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the
$85 Billion We Deserve It Dividend more than the geniuses at AIG.
And remember, The Family plan only really costs $59.5
Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.
Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest.
Kindest personal regards, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic
PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as it's
either good for a laugh or a tear or a very sobering thought on how to best
use $85 Billion!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Just say no to the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. Instead, I'm in favor of
giving $85,000,000,000 to a We Deserve It Dividend.
To make the math simple, let's assume there are
200,000,000 bonafide Citizens 18+.
Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man,
woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18
and up..
So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billion that
equals $425,000.00.
My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a
We Deserve It Dividend.
Of course, it would NOT be tax free.
So let's assume a tax rate of 30%.
Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes.
That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.
But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their
pocket.
A husband and wife has $595,000.00.What would you do with $297,500.00 to
$595,000.00 in your
family?
Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads
Put away money for college - it'll be there
Save in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car - create jobs
Invest in the market - capital drives growth
Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care
improves
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean - or else
Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+
including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other
company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in
our Armed Forces.
If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do
it...instead of trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic
incentive that
is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.
If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail
out every adult U S Citizen 18+!
As for AIG - liquidate it.
Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean
it up.
Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't.
Sure it's a crazy idea that can "never work."
But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!
How do you spell Economic Boom?
I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the
$85 Billion We Deserve It Dividend more than the geniuses at AIG.
And remember, The Family plan only really costs $59.5
Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.
Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest.
Kindest personal regards, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic
PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as it's
either good for a laugh or a tear or a very sobering thought on how to best
use $85 Billion!!
27.9.08
25.9.08
Thursday
If nobody has told you, today is Thursday. It's also Sept. 25. Just in case it hasn't occurred to you it's ONLY three months to CHRISTMAS!!! please shop early. my list is long. Have a wonderful Thursday.
24.9.08
New Series on HBO
Just gotta watch HBO's True Blood. It's what every show needs. Violence, sex, and bad language. I love it. Can't wait to really get into this new series.
This TV series is from the wonderful mind of author Charlaine Harris
15.9.08
PSA
A male friend of mine sent me this very informative and instructive public service announcement.
This a public service message for women to better understand men.
__________________________________________________________
Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will
fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in.
Calling AAA is not an option. I will win.
______________________________________________
Because I'm a man,when the car isn't running very well,
I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what
I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say
to the other, 'I used to be able to fix these things, but now
with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know
where to start.' We will then drink a couple of beers and
break wind, as a form of holy communion.
_______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone
to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and
moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so
for you, this is no problem.
_______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic
groceries at the store, like beer, milk or bread. I cannot be
expected to find exotic items like 'cumin' or 'tofu.' For all
I know, these are the same thing.
_______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops
working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that
this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person
gets here and has to put it back together.
_______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote
control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been
misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it.....though
one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator.....
(applies to engineers mainly).
_______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm
thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, cars,
sex, sports or sex. I have to make up something else when
you ask, so don't ask.
_______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or
have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she
calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever
you got her for Mother's Day is okay; I don't need to see it.
And don't forget to pick up something for my mother, too.
_______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the
movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't
....and if you are feeling amorous afterwards....then I will
certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to
others.
_______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I
thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine,
too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it,
looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go
now?
_______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2008, I
will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry,
the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes,
and I'll do the rest...... Like wandering around in the garden
with a beer wondering what to do.
This has been a public service message for women to better understand
men.
This a public service message for women to better understand men.
__________________________________________________________
Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will
fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in.
Calling AAA is not an option. I will win.
______________________________________________
Because I'm a man,when the car isn't running very well,
I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what
I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say
to the other, 'I used to be able to fix these things, but now
with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know
where to start.' We will then drink a couple of beers and
break wind, as a form of holy communion.
_______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone
to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and
moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so
for you, this is no problem.
_______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic
groceries at the store, like beer, milk or bread. I cannot be
expected to find exotic items like 'cumin' or 'tofu.' For all
I know, these are the same thing.
_______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops
working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that
this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person
gets here and has to put it back together.
_______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote
control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been
misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it.....though
one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator.....
(applies to engineers mainly).
_______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm
thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, cars,
sex, sports or sex. I have to make up something else when
you ask, so don't ask.
_______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or
have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she
calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever
you got her for Mother's Day is okay; I don't need to see it.
And don't forget to pick up something for my mother, too.
_______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the
movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't
....and if you are feeling amorous afterwards....then I will
certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to
others.
_______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I
thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine,
too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it,
looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go
now?
_______________________________________________
Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2008, I
will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry,
the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes,
and I'll do the rest...... Like wandering around in the garden
with a beer wondering what to do.
This has been a public service message for women to better understand
men.
12.9.08
Yet Another Friday
BUT IT RAINS AND RAINS AND RANS.... thank you IKE!!!!
this was really cool and I totally date myself. BUT here is what happend on the year of my birth.......
this was really cool and I totally date myself. BUT here is what happend on the year of my birth.......
| In 1966 (the year you were born) |
 As part of nationwide protest against the Vietnam War, demonstrations are staged all over the US In Miranda vs. Arizona, the Supreme Court rules that criminal suspects must be apprised of their rights before interrogation US planes begin bombing of the Hanoi area of North Vietnam Controversial American comedian Lenny Bruce is found dead of a drug overdose in his home John Lennon says, "We are more popular than Jesus" sparking controversy in the US The first black Senator is elected to the United States Senate Cindy Crawford, Janet Jackson, Mike Tyson, Halle Berry, Adam Sandler, and Kiefer Sutherland are born Baltimore Orioles win the World Series Green Bay Packers win the NFL championship Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup The Good, the Bad and the Ugly is the top grossing film Valley of the Dolls by Jacqueline Susann is published Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys and Sounds of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel are released Star Trek and The Newlywed Game premiere |
What Happened the Year You Were Born?
5.9.08
Happy Friday
Hi there, Happy Friday. Have a good weekend. Was it good? It was good for me. I think I will go take a nap. This has been too much to take all at once.
26.8.08
What is this World Coming TOO
When a 9 year old boy is BANNED from playing the game he loves because he is too good. This is a pathetic world we are living. When I was a kid WAAAYYY back we had a girl that was an awesome pitcher. She was fast and accurate, no one on the other parents cringed when their children were up against her; worrying about her hurting their kids. In fact it was really cool when someone hit one of her pitches which was a rarity. SO, why inhibit some little guy who happens to be good because the parents are scared for their kids. Who probably haven't even ridden a two-wheeler. Read on. What do ya'll think??
18.8.08
Were we going to get to where we were suppose to be going.. Hence the annoying questions started -- " ARE WE THERE YET?"
We visited an air museum that was the home of the Spruce Goose. Very cool place. I would have never realized that the Goose was SO big. 
We saw a little bit of everything in one state. It was beautiful. From plains to mountains and the ocean. Very, very beautiful.
9.8.08
Home
By the way, I and the family made it home! It is a sweet thing to be able to sleep in your very own bed. But we had a great time. Got to see the west coast, play on the beach, see a very cool airplane museum, two lighthouses, won some money at a casino, rode with a crazy lady. Pictures will come soon.
1.8.08
Griswold time
It's vacation time for the entire family. We are trekking across the country to visit. I am calling it Griswold time. Wish me luck. See ya'll in a week or so.
27.7.08
Dealing with Hay Fever
more graph humor and song chart memes
I found this cool site while reading Moxiemama. Thanks for posting this site.
Which reminds me of the SNL skit from a couple of years ago.
23.7.08
This Wal-Martian Rebel
Has it been a month since I last posted? Where has the time flown? HI there been busy getting the lemon of a computer fixed and working the Wal-Martian way. I finally have a story. It's been so boring at work this past month same ol' same ol' day in and day out. UNTIL yesterday.
I do receiving, the basic checking in vendors with their product. My all time least favorite, most hated liquor delivery driver came to my backdoor. I greeted him with silence; as usual. He's a smelly, snarky, lying beast of an idiot. Oh, let's name him Tom. Tom looks like a reject from the 30's with a BAAD bowl hair cut. Tom likes to tell stories where he's related to almost everyone that is famous from the President of the United States to Charlie Sheen. He's also said that he is an orphan, he's been a cowboy in Montana and loves to tell prison stories that he's "read" on the net. Enuf background about the asshole.
YESTERDAY, he starts unloading his stock on to a pallet, where I am suppose to check the opened box and scan one item with my computer *aka Telezon*. He uses a box knife to cut the boxes open. When we are not even half way into the invoice he cuts himself. I didn't notice this cuz I really don't care. But I DID notice the smears of blood all over four or five boxes. I cued into this rather quickly. I asked dear ol' Tom, " Did you Cut yourself?" He looks down at his hand and shrugs and wipes the excess blood on to another box on the pallet in my store and keeps on working. I am outraged!!! I then piped up and say "You have to get a band aide! You can't keep on bleeding on all the boxes!" Once again he shrugs and keeps on gathering up boxes. MORE OUTRAGED I am. "I said you have to go and get a band aide! They are in a first aid box on the wall over there!" He shrugs and keeps on working. By this time I am livid. "NO more. I will refuse everything if you don't clean that cut up NOW!" Said I. He finally got a clue. Got a band aide. Did a poor job on putting it on. Then I went to a manager and asked what to do. He said to refuse JUST the Stuff he bled all over. IF it were me I would have put the whole damn load on the truck and kicked his ass outta of my store for life. What a fucking ass this man will always be. Images of a rocket launcher in my hands shoving it up this man's ass and me wickedly grinning as I squeeze the trigger, have popped in my mind many a time when dealing with this man.
I do receiving, the basic checking in vendors with their product. My all time least favorite, most hated liquor delivery driver came to my backdoor. I greeted him with silence; as usual. He's a smelly, snarky, lying beast of an idiot. Oh, let's name him Tom. Tom looks like a reject from the 30's with a BAAD bowl hair cut. Tom likes to tell stories where he's related to almost everyone that is famous from the President of the United States to Charlie Sheen. He's also said that he is an orphan, he's been a cowboy in Montana and loves to tell prison stories that he's "read" on the net. Enuf background about the asshole.
YESTERDAY, he starts unloading his stock on to a pallet, where I am suppose to check the opened box and scan one item with my computer *aka Telezon*. He uses a box knife to cut the boxes open. When we are not even half way into the invoice he cuts himself. I didn't notice this cuz I really don't care. But I DID notice the smears of blood all over four or five boxes. I cued into this rather quickly. I asked dear ol' Tom, " Did you Cut yourself?" He looks down at his hand and shrugs and wipes the excess blood on to another box on the pallet in my store and keeps on working. I am outraged!!! I then piped up and say "You have to get a band aide! You can't keep on bleeding on all the boxes!" Once again he shrugs and keeps on gathering up boxes. MORE OUTRAGED I am. "I said you have to go and get a band aide! They are in a first aid box on the wall over there!" He shrugs and keeps on working. By this time I am livid. "NO more. I will refuse everything if you don't clean that cut up NOW!" Said I. He finally got a clue. Got a band aide. Did a poor job on putting it on. Then I went to a manager and asked what to do. He said to refuse JUST the Stuff he bled all over. IF it were me I would have put the whole damn load on the truck and kicked his ass outta of my store for life. What a fucking ass this man will always be. Images of a rocket launcher in my hands shoving it up this man's ass and me wickedly grinning as I squeeze the trigger, have popped in my mind many a time when dealing with this man.
22.6.08
12.6.08
Live, learn and weep
a friend sent me this link today, I have to share with all that read or try to read
my blog. A Soldiers Song
Please watch
my blog. A Soldiers Song
Please watch
4.6.08
Another Hump Day is Upon Us
Happy Wednesday! One day before the fun, fine Friday, we all wish every day is a Friday, Friday. I honestly don't know where this is going but heck I have been babbling all day long.
It's been a wicked week in the weather. In which I totally love. RAIN, THUNDER, and chaos.
I just hope it's all gone by the weekend cause Saturday is the Rush Concert! Yes, I am going. Took the day off and the day after to get the contact high outta my system. Believe it or not Rush has been together for over 30 years.. WOW.
This will be my third concert. They are exciting to watch and listen to in person.
It's been a wicked week in the weather. In which I totally love. RAIN, THUNDER, and chaos.
I just hope it's all gone by the weekend cause Saturday is the Rush Concert! Yes, I am going. Took the day off and the day after to get the contact high outta my system. Believe it or not Rush has been together for over 30 years.. WOW.
This will be my third concert. They are exciting to watch and listen to in person.
30.5.08
friday fun....
Happy Friday!
First, I would like to say may the PEAS BE WITH YOU! this is in conjuction with the last post. So, read the post before this one. If you don't get it SAY IT OUT LOUD. it's ok I know you are in your basement and just in your bunny slippers taking a break from porn. NO one is at home. SAY IT OUT LOUD!
Second, my all time favorite director, living director that is just about around my age and I can really identify with him. He has been making a movie and he posted a teaser. Yes, Kevin Smith of Mall Rats, Dogma has done it again. Can't wait to see Zack and Miri Make a Porno. It looks like another winner from Mr. Smith. Thanks Kevin!!!!
First, I would like to say may the PEAS BE WITH YOU! this is in conjuction with the last post. So, read the post before this one. If you don't get it SAY IT OUT LOUD. it's ok I know you are in your basement and just in your bunny slippers taking a break from porn. NO one is at home. SAY IT OUT LOUD!
Second, my all time favorite director, living director that is just about around my age and I can really identify with him. He has been making a movie and he posted a teaser. Yes, Kevin Smith of Mall Rats, Dogma has done it again. Can't wait to see Zack and Miri Make a Porno. It looks like another winner from Mr. Smith. Thanks Kevin!!!!
27.5.08
17.5.08
Feeling like life is a passin me by
haven't had much to say to ya'll this past couple of weeks. though i have been enjoying all your postings. trying to get something going in my life other than work. seems like people are a living their lives and i am like the speed bump. trying to get out more. i hope to get out more. the more productive thing i have done is i have been to 3 movies this last week. yah go figure that. before these 3 the last movie i had seen was the harry potter one from last summer and that was last september.
forbidden kingdom by far the most wanted. jet li and jackie chan in a movie together at last. YES.
speed racer cartoon with live action people good just don't go in expecting the matrix thing not going to happen.
iron man gawd fucking good shit. my goosebumps came alive again just thinking about robert downey jr. playing tony stark. CAN NOT wait for iron man 2 one just one spoiler PLEASE sit thru the credits and you will see the next step/preview
forbidden kingdom by far the most wanted. jet li and jackie chan in a movie together at last. YES.
speed racer cartoon with live action people good just don't go in expecting the matrix thing not going to happen.
iron man gawd fucking good shit. my goosebumps came alive again just thinking about robert downey jr. playing tony stark. CAN NOT wait for iron man 2 one just one spoiler PLEASE sit thru the credits and you will see the next step/preview
7.5.08
May Day Rain
This is exciting. It's raining again. I L O V E the rain. Storms, lightning, and the thunder. It gets my juices running. Makes me feel alive. I am glad it's still looking grey and wet outside. I feel like it's a past life coming to being. Like I was a long time worker in 18th century Japan during rainy season or lived in foggy, wet London, England. I am loving the freak in me. Rain, Rain don't go away.
29.4.08
Righteous Religions
Righteous, overbearing, so-called Christians give me a big bad pain in my *bleep* at Need God dot com. I am practicing non-practicing christian. I believe in something more out there but what I don't know. I know there are a lot of unanswered questions that are getting answered every day by scientists. When people who are so righteous and so closed minded about not believing in anything else but what is in the Bible. I work with a simpleton that thought that the Narnia Chronicles were about Satan and witchcraft. He would listen to the gist that it might be about God and God's story could be told in a fantasy type way. I had to turn my back on this sad, sad simpleton. What is bringing this on is what Ambitious Fledgling brought up in her blog today. I took the test. Damn, no one even the blessed Pope could pass that test. 'Nuff said. I can't even think straight anymore. blessed be.
27.4.08
Ghosthunters Is a Show to Watch
I just recently started watching Ghosthunters and I can't believe how good it has become. I didn't realize that its been on for 4 years. I had boycotted Sci-Fi channel for several years because they cancled one of my all time favorites shows, Farscape. But the peoples at Sci-fi have almost redeemed themselves. I hope they don't cancle this show. Watch it and find this gem.
25.4.08
Nothing Much...
Ti's Friday. Another exhausting week behind me. Nothing exciting happened. Though I did get my yearly evaluation. Let me say, I am not going to get rich working for this company unless I opt for the free lobotomy when you enter into the management program. So, my new yearly stipend has been increased to forty cents. Yeah, it's just so exciting. I can put that down payment on that sweet beach front condo in the Andes. With that the oil companies decided to raise ONCE again the gas prices this very same day to $3.49 a gallon. Here I just barely make $3.00 a hour. Does anyone out there know where a girl can get a good horse to ride to work?? HAPPY DAYS are here again!!!
17.4.08
My pondering thoughts...
Thought 1
As I was thinking about fixing dinner tonight and decided on my favorite quick fix, will kill the hunger pangs of fried runny eggs and a slice of toast with a smattering of yellow mustard on the side for more YELLOW. I think I can hear ya'll retching in the background here. OH freakin la tee dah.
I searched and searched my abundance condiments in the frig and found only Brown mustard. My little self thought oh well, it's mustard. Should taste good make it more Gore-met. BOY oh BOY was I wrong at that. please don't do the brown mustard with eggs. I learnt a good lesson tonight. BLECK. my favorite meal has been a ruin't.
Thought 2
As I was reading my bio for this blog. Yes, Smed I do read on occasion. I was a thinking what exactly is middle years? Scratching my head, relocating the fleas around to better surroundings. I started to wonder what makes the middle years? Is it 100 years old the end of your time? If so that would prolly make me 50. No, I am not 50, so that can't be it. I am defiantly not in my middle years. Then I started to think about these new sayings that have been popping up 50 is the new 30 and 90 is the new 70. So if I am 40 does that mean I am in my teens again?? By the gawds I do NOT feel like I am 39+2 anniversaries. Never will and don't want to feel the age I am chronologically suppose to be. So, my Bio is all wrong. I am not as old as I lead to be.
okay, I am worn out from using this overly worked brain of mine. It's been too much for my Wal-Martian hive mentality. Need to sleep. sleep perhaps to dream......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
As I was thinking about fixing dinner tonight and decided on my favorite quick fix, will kill the hunger pangs of fried runny eggs and a slice of toast with a smattering of yellow mustard on the side for more YELLOW. I think I can hear ya'll retching in the background here. OH freakin la tee dah.
I searched and searched my abundance condiments in the frig and found only Brown mustard. My little self thought oh well, it's mustard. Should taste good make it more Gore-met. BOY oh BOY was I wrong at that. please don't do the brown mustard with eggs. I learnt a good lesson tonight. BLECK. my favorite meal has been a ruin't.
Thought 2
As I was reading my bio for this blog. Yes, Smed I do read on occasion. I was a thinking what exactly is middle years? Scratching my head, relocating the fleas around to better surroundings. I started to wonder what makes the middle years? Is it 100 years old the end of your time? If so that would prolly make me 50. No, I am not 50, so that can't be it. I am defiantly not in my middle years. Then I started to think about these new sayings that have been popping up 50 is the new 30 and 90 is the new 70. So if I am 40 does that mean I am in my teens again?? By the gawds I do NOT feel like I am 39+2 anniversaries. Never will and don't want to feel the age I am chronologically suppose to be. So, my Bio is all wrong. I am not as old as I lead to be.
okay, I am worn out from using this overly worked brain of mine. It's been too much for my Wal-Martian hive mentality. Need to sleep. sleep perhaps to dream......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Little Slow this Week
Would LOVE to thank Emawkc for the plug!! http://3oclockam.blogspot.com/2008/04/new-kids-on-blog.html#links
I almost feel famous! I love reading all the blogs from around the city. It's fun to see that I am not the only freak in this city of ours! Plus I am not the Freakiest! Just a little freaky Wal-Martian!!
THANK YOU EMAWKC!!!!
I almost feel famous! I love reading all the blogs from around the city. It's fun to see that I am not the only freak in this city of ours! Plus I am not the Freakiest! Just a little freaky Wal-Martian!!
THANK YOU EMAWKC!!!!
Attention Jet Li and Jackie Chan FANS
don't forget The Forgotten Kingdom opens tomorrow.
http://movies.msn.com/movies/hitlist/04-15-08?GT1=7701
http://movies.msn.com/movies/hitlist/04-15-08?GT1=7701
11.4.08
The Zombies Are A Comin'
I am guessing I am ready for that all out Zombie attack. After reading Max Brooks book World War Z- the Oral History of the Zombie Wars, I have been getting ready for them nasty zombies
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9.4.08
P.A.'s Redeux
Early one morning a voice, A DEEP DEEP male voice cracked over the intercom with this announcement ----
" Attention Associates, will a member of management come to the time clock."
Yah, you are saying what's so innocuous about that announcement..
Here it is this guy's voice was so deep and so eerie that I dropped a huge stack of papers that I had been filing. This voice sounded like Satan/Death.
If you have ever read the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett you would understand that the Death character would talk in DEEP rumbling capital letters.
Because I had always thought all of the Wall-martians had sold their souls to Satan.
But when this guy rumbled out his request, I thought he was Satan/Death had sold his soul to Wallyland.
As I was talking to friend about the Satan announcement. He said that since Mr. Walton has died, Satan lost his job and sold his soul to Sam. Now poor Satan has to work at Wallyland for the rest of his unnatural life.
" Attention Associates, will a member of management come to the time clock."
Yah, you are saying what's so innocuous about that announcement..
Here it is this guy's voice was so deep and so eerie that I dropped a huge stack of papers that I had been filing. This voice sounded like Satan/Death.
If you have ever read the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett you would understand that the Death character would talk in DEEP rumbling capital letters.
Because I had always thought all of the Wall-martians had sold their souls to Satan.
But when this guy rumbled out his request, I thought he was Satan/Death had sold his soul to Wallyland.
As I was talking to friend about the Satan announcement. He said that since Mr. Walton has died, Satan lost his job and sold his soul to Sam. Now poor Satan has to work at Wallyland for the rest of his unnatural life.
4.4.08
It looks like....
It looks like I am almost Disney-like in my ways of the blog... and I try so hard...
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2.4.08
25.3.08
P.A. Announcements
Yesterday, I while I was wasting time working at the lovely wallyworld, in which I have plenty of time to listen to wallyland radio and announcements. Most are which very mundane and or not necessary. Until about 2 o'clock.
This was announced.
"Mr. Dragon, please meet your party, near the GM doors."
"Mr. Dragon, please meet your party, near the GM doors."
They announce it twice just in case you don't hear it the first time. I thought I didn't hear what I heard right?? I preceded to go about my wasting time/working.
THEN--- I hear.....
"Mr. Dick Draggin, will you please meet your party, near the GM Doors."
"Mr. Dick Draggin, will you please meet your party, near the GM Doors."
The operator fell for that one and I can't believe she did. She did it with a wallyland pride. At her expense, I laughed my ass off.
That made my day ...
This was announced.
"Mr. Dragon, please meet your party, near the GM doors."
"Mr. Dragon, please meet your party, near the GM doors."
They announce it twice just in case you don't hear it the first time. I thought I didn't hear what I heard right?? I preceded to go about my wasting time/working.
THEN--- I hear.....
"Mr. Dick Draggin, will you please meet your party, near the GM Doors."
"Mr. Dick Draggin, will you please meet your party, near the GM Doors."
The operator fell for that one and I can't believe she did. She did it with a wallyland pride. At her expense, I laughed my ass off.
That made my day ...
23.3.08
Your Mothers were always Right
I am 77% Evil Genius.
I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will.http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=7710f76e-78a7-45c0-863e-f129772764f0
22.3.08
Forbidden Kingdom
This looks like a really good movie coming out in April. I hope I get to see it. Yes, I need to find the time to see it. If you are a big Jet Li and Jackie Chan like me. Wu Ping is the chorographer also. This movie looks like a kung fu ballet. Just like all the other Wu Ping's movies, They are beautifully made.
15.3.08
Snow-AGAIN!!
AaaHH yes, it's snowing again. We went a whole two weeks with the weather NOT bringing down the fluffy white stuff. It's March 15th and it looks like a mini blizzard outside. I am glad I am home now and not out in the white crap. It's pretty looking at it from a window in a really warm house. If I were working in it, then it would be pretty crap.
14.3.08
Friday's Feast
Appetizer
On a scale of 1-10 (with 10 as highest), how much do you like your own handwriting?
On that scale maybe a 7 or 8. My hand writing is ok when I try, but anymore I just sign my name ALOT. SO, I am getting sloppy.
Soup
Do you prefer baths or showers? Showers most definatly with lots and lots of hot,steaming water.
Salad
What was the last bad movie you watched?
Can we say, "Titanic"? That is the worse movie I have seen! And I can say it's like watching a really bad car/ship wreck, you can't make yourself stop watching. It's 3 and a half hours I can't get back ever.
Main Course
Name something you are addicted to and describe how it affects your life.
Let's say it's the internet, not the computer persay. Just the fact that you can get sucked into looking up one thing which leads to another and so on. Before you know it the whole evening is gone and it's time for bed. Then you are up until the wee hours of the night. Then it's work time,with no sleep. Housework, bills to be paid, children to be with all go to the way side to get your fix of the internet.
Dessert
Which instrument is your favorite to listen to?
Just one instrument? That is hard. As a band geek, I love all of the intruments of a FULL orchresta. Just to give in to one it is too hard. BUT, there is one person I could listen play for months, that is Neil Pert from Rush. That man is one drummer god!!
On a scale of 1-10 (with 10 as highest), how much do you like your own handwriting?
On that scale maybe a 7 or 8. My hand writing is ok when I try, but anymore I just sign my name ALOT. SO, I am getting sloppy.
Soup
Do you prefer baths or showers? Showers most definatly with lots and lots of hot,steaming water.
Salad
What was the last bad movie you watched?
Can we say, "Titanic"? That is the worse movie I have seen! And I can say it's like watching a really bad car/ship wreck, you can't make yourself stop watching. It's 3 and a half hours I can't get back ever.
Main Course
Name something you are addicted to and describe how it affects your life.
Let's say it's the internet, not the computer persay. Just the fact that you can get sucked into looking up one thing which leads to another and so on. Before you know it the whole evening is gone and it's time for bed. Then you are up until the wee hours of the night. Then it's work time,with no sleep. Housework, bills to be paid, children to be with all go to the way side to get your fix of the internet.
Dessert
Which instrument is your favorite to listen to?
Just one instrument? That is hard. As a band geek, I love all of the intruments of a FULL orchresta. Just to give in to one it is too hard. BUT, there is one person I could listen play for months, that is Neil Pert from Rush. That man is one drummer god!!
12.3.08
NO BONES ABOUT IT....
MUNICH, Germany - A woman was stopped at Munich airport after baggage control handlers found the skeleton of her brother sealed in a plastic bag in her luggage, police said Wednesday.
The 62-year-old woman and her 63-year-old friend, who both live in Italy, were hauled in by airport police Tuesday after a scan of the bag showed a human skull and other bones. The women were traveling to Italy from Brazil.
It turned out that the woman was trying to fulfill the last wish of her brother — who died 11 years ago in Sao Paulo, Brazil — to be buried in Italy.
The travelers produced the appropriate papers from Brazilian authorities for the unusual transport, and were allowed to carry on their way to Naples — bones and all.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23592779/?GT1=43001
The 62-year-old woman and her 63-year-old friend, who both live in Italy, were hauled in by airport police Tuesday after a scan of the bag showed a human skull and other bones. The women were traveling to Italy from Brazil.
It turned out that the woman was trying to fulfill the last wish of her brother — who died 11 years ago in Sao Paulo, Brazil — to be buried in Italy.
The travelers produced the appropriate papers from Brazilian authorities for the unusual transport, and were allowed to carry on their way to Naples — bones and all.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23592779/?GT1=43001
4.3.08
a totally suck week,
and it's only Tuesday~
Yah, this has been a freakin fun week for me. I haven't harped on my work for ages, nothing has really happened. Till now. My co-worker, I hear, has come on some hard times. I don't blame her at all. NOT in the least. Its the management team that I work for that F*C*ing sucks. Since my co-worker HAS to be with her family in their time of need, the management team has decided that I need to give up my VACATION day and a day off to do the job I do instead of trying to help me out too with finding someone to work with me or even give me a day off.
I found all this out today from my assistant that is on her day off, calling me from her home. Pretty much begging me to come in tomorrow. I told her I had made plans but I will break them but WHY!!! am I always giving to this company and not getting anything in return.
ALL the while the CO-boss is walking around the store and sees me and just smiles. She ain't got the balls to even talk to me about what is going on and no one would till "Bea" talked to me on the phone. What a shiftless wonder I work for.
And All I get in return is a mere thank you and it's okay to keep the overtime. Generous attitude. do ya' think???
Needless to say they are trying to get me to work Saturday too. Which is my uncle's birthday. I hear ya-- he's your uncle, who cares. Well, Uncle "Joe" is turning 91 years old. They are planing a surprise party for him. He's also a WWII veteran and a survivor of Pearl Harbor. I think he needs a party to celebrate his long and interesting life. I miss too much of my family's life because of this company. I am beginning to really dislike this company that basis' their motto on their care for family.
I said HELL no!!! I am not missing this. They are going to have to find someone to do the job on Saturday.
what do ya'll think?
Yah, this has been a freakin fun week for me. I haven't harped on my work for ages, nothing has really happened. Till now. My co-worker, I hear, has come on some hard times. I don't blame her at all. NOT in the least. Its the management team that I work for that F*C*ing sucks. Since my co-worker HAS to be with her family in their time of need, the management team has decided that I need to give up my VACATION day and a day off to do the job I do instead of trying to help me out too with finding someone to work with me or even give me a day off.
I found all this out today from my assistant that is on her day off, calling me from her home. Pretty much begging me to come in tomorrow. I told her I had made plans but I will break them but WHY!!! am I always giving to this company and not getting anything in return.
ALL the while the CO-boss is walking around the store and sees me and just smiles. She ain't got the balls to even talk to me about what is going on and no one would till "Bea" talked to me on the phone. What a shiftless wonder I work for.
And All I get in return is a mere thank you and it's okay to keep the overtime. Generous attitude. do ya' think???
Needless to say they are trying to get me to work Saturday too. Which is my uncle's birthday. I hear ya-- he's your uncle, who cares. Well, Uncle "Joe" is turning 91 years old. They are planing a surprise party for him. He's also a WWII veteran and a survivor of Pearl Harbor. I think he needs a party to celebrate his long and interesting life. I miss too much of my family's life because of this company. I am beginning to really dislike this company that basis' their motto on their care for family.
I said HELL no!!! I am not missing this. They are going to have to find someone to do the job on Saturday.
what do ya'll think?
22.2.08
Fabulous Feast Fridays
Appetizer
Have you ever played a practical joke on anyone? If so, what did you do and who was your victim?
I got a really nice Christmas present decided that it was just too small for it's box. So, I took that box and put it in a little larger box and so on and so on and so on. It went on till the box was a Television box and then I wrapped all pretty like. It was for my Mother.
Soup
What do your salt and pepper shakers look like? They look like restaurant glass style shakers BUT I didn't steal them.
Salad
Where is the next place you plan to visit (on vacation or business)? the Bathroom TOTALLY bizzness
Make up a dessert, tell us its ingredients, and give it a name. MangoFandgo Surprise. Mangoes, peaches, vanilla ice cream, whipped cream
Have you ever played a practical joke on anyone? If so, what did you do and who was your victim?
I got a really nice Christmas present decided that it was just too small for it's box. So, I took that box and put it in a little larger box and so on and so on and so on. It went on till the box was a Television box and then I wrapped all pretty like. It was for my Mother.
Soup
What do your salt and pepper shakers look like? They look like restaurant glass style shakers BUT I didn't steal them.
Salad
Where is the next place you plan to visit (on vacation or business)? the Bathroom TOTALLY bizzness
Main Course
What kind of lotion or cream do you use to keep your hands from getting too dry? Mango Butter it's shea butter and mango *smells groovy
Make up a dessert, tell us its ingredients, and give it a name. MangoFandgo Surprise. Mangoes, peaches, vanilla ice cream, whipped cream
14.2.08
Happy Valentine's Day!!!
Happy Valentine's Day to all who read my Blog! I hope you are having a wonderful day no matter if you celebrate the day or not. I celebrate because it's my anniversary 21 one years in fact. SO-- to celebrate the day I offer all one or two of you a Valentine gift ----
Happy Day!
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Happy Day!
9.2.08
MORE Nascar
ok I know I am harping on the racing more than I really wanted too. BUT it's going to be an intresting year. There are so many changes to all my favorite drivers- Let's see if I can get them all straight. HERE GOES----
The 8 car has been the Bud car for many years and Dale Earnheart Jr. has been its driver.
He no longer drives the 8 car. It's this car now and is with whole different team.
Now the number 8 car is driven Mark Martin and it is no longer the BUD car
Almost confused yet?? there is more not only is the BUD car no longer associated with the number 8 it's got a different driver. YES, Kasey Kahn is the new BUD man now and it's the number 9.
The 8 car has been the Bud car for many years and Dale Earnheart Jr. has been its driver.
He no longer drives the 8 car. It's this car now and is with whole different team.
Now the number 8 car is driven Mark Martin and it is no longer the BUD car
Almost confused yet?? there is more not only is the BUD car no longer associated with the number 8 it's got a different driver. YES, Kasey Kahn is the new BUD man now and it's the number 9.
Racing Around the Corner
Tonight is the Bud Shootout. Can't wait to see some racing. From what I have read about the practice sessions, seems like there is going to be some major fun in watching who will to what to whom. I think that this will be a new season for learning new numbers to new drivers. I really can't wait for that green flag to drop on Feb. 17
3.2.08
Another Super Bowl
WOW what a superbowl. Hope ya'll had a cool night with parties and all. I am really glad that someone won. But it was really cool that the Giants won. Just one more football game to go.
Now ONLY 14 DAYS till the opening of racing season!!!!!
it's so weird to hear it's not the Busch Cup anymore. It was hard enough to get my mind around Sprint/Nextel racing instead of Winston Cup. Not sure how to handle the Nationwide Cup Series?? what do ya'll think? and go figure this too--- it's just the Sprint Cup now too. who do they think they are to make all these changes in the names of time honored and time tested names like BUSCH and WINSTON. It hasn't hurt me when I was growing up. what do they think of sheilding us from the dangers of drinking and smoking. I don't know. it's just crazy when big brother is even taking a piss for us.
Now ONLY 14 DAYS till the opening of racing season!!!!!
it's so weird to hear it's not the Busch Cup anymore. It was hard enough to get my mind around Sprint/Nextel racing instead of Winston Cup. Not sure how to handle the Nationwide Cup Series?? what do ya'll think? and go figure this too--- it's just the Sprint Cup now too. who do they think they are to make all these changes in the names of time honored and time tested names like BUSCH and WINSTON. It hasn't hurt me when I was growing up. what do they think of sheilding us from the dangers of drinking and smoking. I don't know. it's just crazy when big brother is even taking a piss for us.
11.1.08
IT CAN'T BE TRUE
| You Are a Liberal for Life |
 You've got a bleeding heart - and you're proud of it. For you, liberal means being compassionate, pro-government, and anti-business. You believe in equality for every person, and you consider yourself universally empathetic. Helping others is not just political for you ... it's very personal too. |
An Absolute lie. no way in hell can I be a liberal!!!!!
10.1.08
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