26.6.07

Everyone has called me Evil one time or another.....

You scored as Demon, Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.

Demon

92%

WereWolf

75%

Dragon

42%

Mermaid

42%

Angel

25%

Faerie

25%

What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
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25.6.07

BIG KUDOS for the Chungs!!! For Once the Little Guy WINS!!

Hip Hip Hooray For the Judge that ruled this case. Mind you it should have never seen the light of day. Mr. Pearson should be disbarred from practicing law ever again for bogging down the courts with this lawsuit. I have high praise for the defendants. They had the balls to stick to their guns, most would have laid down and let this terrible man roll right over them.

Dry cleaner wins in $54 million suit for pants Judge rules plaintiff must pay court costs

WASHINGTON -
A judge ruled Monday in favor of a dry cleaner that was sued for $54 million over a missing pair of pants.The owners of Custom Cleaners did not violate the city's Consumer Protection Act by failing to live up to Roy L. Pearson's expectations of the "Satisfaction Guaranteed" sign once displayed in the store window, District of Columbia Superior Court Judge Judith Bartnoff ruled.
Bartnoff ordered Pearson to pay the court costs of defendants Soo Chung, Jin Nam Chung and Ki Y. Chung.
Pearson, an administrative law judge, originally sought $67 million from the Chungs, claiming they lost a pair of suit trousers and later tried to give him a pair that he said was not his. He arrived at the amount by adding up years of alleged law violations and almost $2 million in common law claims.
Pearson later dropped demands for damages related to the pants and focused his claims on signs in the shop, which have since been removed.Chris Manning, the Chungs' attorney, argued that no reasonable person would interpret the signs to mean an unconditional promise of satisfaction.The Chungs said the trial had taken an enormous financial and emotional toll on them and exposed them to widespread ridicule.
The two-day trial earlier this month drew a standing-room-only crowd and overshadowed the drunken driving trial of former Mayor Marion Barry.




http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19414287?GT1=10056

21.6.07

why? do we even try??

ever wonder why we just don't shoot ourselves for even trying to escape from the real world

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19354827/

17.6.07

Happy Father's Day

Happy Father's Day to all that are father's, grandfather's, step father's, and foster father's, brother's, uncle's and all that are taking care of a child that needs a male role in their life. May your day be joyous.

13.6.07

My Alter Ego

You scored as Lara Croft, A thrill-seeking, slightly unscrupulous, tough-as-nails archaeologist, Lara Croft travels the world in search of ancient relics perhaps better left hidden. She packs two Colt .45s and has no fear of jumping off buildings, exploring creepy tombs, or taking on evil meglomaniacs bent on world domination.

Lara Croft

92%

Captain Jack Sparrow

71%

Indiana Jones

71%

The Amazing Spider-Man

67%

El Zorro

67%

Batman, the Dark Knight

58%

The Terminator

58%

William Wallace

58%

Neo, the "One"

58%

Maximus

58%

James Bond, Agent 007

54%

Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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12.6.07

Irony

all I ask is why did god forget to give certain people the ability to use their brains......


Butts charged with stealing toilet paper
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070611/ap_on_fe_st/odd_tp_theft_4;_ylt=AiGJM9gzlOk1GiioFXCc22lkM3wV


I guess that is what makes the world go round...

10.6.07

The Never-Ending Season of BBQ

My adorable mother-in-law sent this to me asking me if I abide by these rules.. All I wanted to say was BAH! But I proceeded to tell her that I expect my 'man' to BBQ only when he will go out and hunt down the meat and then he can BBQ it. Hence the reason we are vegan ... I am not sure where this originated but it's a cute surmise of a typical plan of a man for his precious BBQ season.



BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine... (1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the
necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is
lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.More routine....
(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while
he deals with the situation.
Important again:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND
HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine....
(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread,
utensils,napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM
for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."
And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

9.6.07

Paris Hilton what's up her ----?

okay, how many of us are so friggin' tired of hearing about the plight of Miss Paris Hilton?

It's sad that I have to look at her plastered face all over the net, TV, news papers. I don't want to give her any of my time but she seems to be taking all the headlines from more important things in the world. WHO gives a crap about what SHE is doing in prison. She is a law breaker and SHE did get caught. Just don't give her any more press. She has had her 15 minutes of fame and beyond ... we are tired of your spoiled pampered ass. Get over yourself.

What has she done anyway? Just made a silly drunk fool of herself.

Not eating or sleeping ain't gonna get you a free ticket home.

Paris, hunney, You did the crime. Grab some respect for yourself and do the time quietly.

'nuff said.

Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Kiss.....

Gene Simmons is the god of rock stars ! Plus, he's not afraid to tell you that he is a rock star god.

What I've Learned: Gene Simmons


Rock star, 52, New York Interview by Chris Buck

http://men.msn.com/articlees.aspx?cp-documentid=1084863

7.6.07

Death sentance should be applied and enforced

Man charged with abducting, killing teenager
Police say tip led to arrest of 26-year-old in slaying of Kelsey Smith

the rest of the story is here---

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19065065/

This is where the death penalty should be applied and enforced with extreme prejudice not with maximum amounts of jail time that is for the friggin birds. I have children about this poor girl's age and I would want to string this so-called male by his balls for what he did.

enough said.

5.6.07

HEX--- MY new TV Obsession


Y'all need to watch this freaky new show. It's on BBC America. Hex is in it's second season. I thought it was canceled but they fooled me. It's an awesome show. I believe it's a sleeper hit. If you have BBC America go look at it it's on Saturdays.

Neanderthals Aren't Extinct

I am feeling like I am living in a Prilosec commercial reason is...

DAY 10: Without a day off and counting with more RANTING

No one gets my job. No one really wants to do my job. I totally LOVE my job.
BUT there are some friggin stoopid people in the world and they all work at the store I work. IF you ever want to take a fun day trip Visit ANY and I mean any Wal-Mart in the WORLD. Yes, the world.

Wal-Martians are taking over the world. The only place that there isn't' a wallyworld is 'drum roll' India. and they (they, being the powers to be of wallyland) are trying to get MANY there.

Okay, a day trip into the innards of wallyland is a scary anthropological trip into the mind of the Neanderthal man/woman. There are a few that have just enough smarts to herd the other Neanderthal peoples around.

Well, you know that commercial from monster where this dude works with a bunch of monkeys--- yeah, I work there. Sans the monkeys. The monkeys are more intelligent than the people at my work. Ti's like the Neanderthal with attitudes and gossips instead of monkeys. Yeah, less and/or more filled with shit than brains. sorry, but I had to go there didn't want too. It needed to be said.

thank you and come again.